#13372

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May 15, 2024, 1:06 p.m.

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// sahu during FOPL "I'm tired of writing code. I wanna write a book." "Like a book about farming." "I wanna be a farmer. I want to do a field trip where we just hike in the woods." "And then I wanna paint a picture..."

#13391

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May 31, 2024, 10:10 a.m.

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Glenn: That's why I love this job I don't have to euthanize you guys Glenn: and that's great Glenn: And now you guys know I don't have the stones to do it so you're good.

#13439

99

Sept. 9, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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William: i'm going to segregate the colors

#13447

99

Sept. 11, 2024, 1:21 p.m.

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Period 8 ADSB Sahu: If i vape in my house

#13492

99

Oct. 15, 2024, 2:27 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: If you're going to run up to someone and stab them you might as well use a knife.

#13534

99

Jan. 14, 2025, 12:32 p.m.

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Rose: when the robot AI overlords come and take over just throw one of these paradoxes at them and they'll get all tired like Alex over here

#13648

99

Oct. 22, 2025, 10:07 a.m.

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Justin: Cyberbullying is better than in-person bullying

#13654

99

Oct. 25, 2025, 9:14 p.m.

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//Arjun R., Arjun S., Eric M., Eric S., and Eric Y. get put in a group for Mathphys //The title slide of the presentation says By Arjun and Eric Jacobs: This might be my favorite title slide of them all

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Dec. 4, 2009, 1:48 a.m.

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Student: Is true this museum has the largest human scrotum ever? Bosse: Well, it's the biggest I've seen.

#2818

1418

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Random Jewish student: Mr. Giles, those alpha symbols look like Jesus fish. I’m offended. Giles: Umm… (The next class, when reviewing last night’s homework) Giles: So, if SIN^2(Star of David) + COS^2(Star of David) = 1, then…wow. It’s really hard to say “Star of David” after every function in trig identities.