#12050

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Sept. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Woodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.

#12054

99

Sept. 5, 2023, 5:10 p.m.

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Rose: I'm getting everything I want today. This never happens. Rose: Should I keep asking for things, or should I quit while I'm ahead?

#12105

99

Sept. 12, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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// Discussing Micronations Mr. Cirincione: I'm Sealandish, not British Mr. Cirincione: I'm also a lord

#12111

99

Sept. 13, 2023, 9:23 a.m.

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// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair

#12181

99

Sept. 21, 2023, 1:50 p.m.

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Eric Yang: My cousin dropped me onto an escalator one time and I almost got eaten by the escalator Eric Yang: You know how escalators do that Justin: No actually I don't

#12202

99

Sept. 26, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Prunella: So Bosse said, "dad, you're 2 years older than Biden, I'm not letting you sub for my class".

#12212

99

Sept. 28, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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// doing a logistic word problem Kirk: give me 5 words *sheep, foot fungus, ducks, toenail clippings, speed trig* Kirk: see the last class was more creative, they didn’t just pick things they could see around them.

#12233

99

Oct. 2, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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//drawing triangles-in-square proof of Pythagorean theorem Rose: I'm not even putting in much effort, and it's coming out kinda well. Rose: This has been a lesson on effort. //Rose proceeds to absent-mindedly walk backwards and knock over a stack of boxes

#12245

99

Oct. 4, 2023, 12:40 p.m.

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// Talking about seaweed Glenn: It's a conspiracy by Big Science to make it not a plant.

#12297

99

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:59 a.m.

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O'Donovan: I am actively anti-Barbie. O'Donovan: Everything about it is so bad. Shriyan: Did you watch the movie? O'Donovan: Yeah, and I hated it even more after watching it. O'Donovan: If I had a daughter and she played with Barbie I would probably die.