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Jan. 11, 2012, 6:16 p.m.

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//Rose test is interrupted by fire alarm during 9th period Jacob(to Rose students): You're welcome!

#3910

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Jan. 24, 2012, 11:02 p.m.

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//Overheard while walking through the gym hallway: Random Loud Voice: AND SOLD,TO THE MAN WITH THE CRABS IN HIS PANTS!

#3926

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Feb. 3, 2012, 2:23 p.m.

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// During Analytical Chem, Pham tries to watch something on Netflix Pham: Oh man! They blocked my Netflix! Class: LOL Pham: [changes to Spongebob] Oh nevermind! They only block that other thing.

#3942

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Feb. 8, 2012, 10:01 p.m.

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Maddie: We couldn't find a paintbrush so we used tampons.

#3948

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Feb. 9, 2012, 7:19 p.m.

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//Talking about how religion starts wars in US History Thornton: You see, you can't argue about somebody's religion, it's like their belief. You can't prove or disprove their beliefs. It's not like science. Student: Can you give us an example? Like miracles or something? Thornton: You mean like a mother lifting a car to get her child. She's able to do that because she believes God gave her the will and strength to lift the car. Eric Neyman: What type of religion has cars in it?

#3950

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Feb. 9, 2012, 9:29 p.m.

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Giles: I will pay someone five dollars to have a conversation with Jack Phoebus while I run away.

#3964

99

Feb. 15, 2012, 2:27 p.m.

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Henok: When in doubt, bullshit it out.

#3972

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Feb. 16, 2012, 12:02 p.m.

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Pigrom: You know what I gave to my wife on Valentine's Day? I let her keep my last name.

#3985

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Feb. 21, 2012, 4:56 p.m.

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Eva: Analogies are like puppies in a toaster, in that I've never been any good at them.

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Feb. 28, 2012, 12:28 p.m.

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//Sharon filling out her schedule card Sharon: What should I put for career goal? ...oh, I'll put gold digger!