#12596

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Nov. 28, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Kian: how did [Meghna's mom] know my birthday? Meghna: it's because she's weirdly obsessed with smart people Lodal: that is really weird

#13330

1113

April 24, 2024, 10:38 a.m.

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Stein: "Surprisingly, I wasn't around in 1910."

#13706

1113

Jan. 8, 2026, 1:49 p.m.

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Ashwin: There should be an underground market for Health assignments.

#1049

1925

Dec. 4, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining the unit circle. Rose: Now we have a circle on the board, and we're wrapping this line around the circle... everyone hold this line with me. And you have to make this wrapping noise... *KSSSCCHT* Class: *KSSSCCHT* Rose: Now remember, this line is infinitely long, so we're going to be wrapping for a while. Evan (whispered): When Mr. Rose goes to hell, this is what he'll be doing for all eternity.

#7097

1925

Jan. 9, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

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//Izzee's Magic 8 Ball program is being mean to her Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Reply hazy. Try again. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Your questions are silly. Go away. //Program closes

#8028

1925

March 22, 2019, 8:04 a.m.

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//what MIDAS stands for Gonzalez: Shruti wrote "money inside doors and staircases." Ooh Shruti doesn't trust banks. //later Gonzalez: Boaz wrote "please give me a hundred percent."

#9638

1925

Dec. 16, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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// Pd 9 Rao (she left a sub) Sub: Alright, stop talking Students: *keep talking* Diego: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Natalia: Wow, that is so disrespectful. Diego: That's okay, I never had any respect for you.

#12240

1925

Oct. 3, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.

#13693

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Dec. 9, 2025, 12:44 p.m.

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Eric Shi: All Chinese people have squinty eyes. Actually, Northern ones aren't as squinty.

#2373

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Oct. 18, 2010, 10:10 p.m.

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Donaldson: Name any Apachi chief. *Hint:* people shout his name when they jump off of stuff! Lizzy: Ehhhh...oh like Guantanamo!! Samantha X. Cody: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! //silly lizzy