#12424

1010

Oct. 31, 2023, 9:36 a.m.

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Delaney: When you're as thick as I am, it's impossible to sit down.

#12437

1010

Nov. 2, 2023, 9:02 a.m.

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// Lodal asked us to rate his videos on a quiz Lodal: Some people gave me a straight 5/10 Lodal: I gave YOU a straight 5/10

#12444

1010

Nov. 2, 2023, 2:17 p.m.

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//in gabaree ap nsl saanvi: my problem is that there are no asians

#12483

1010

Nov. 8, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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Sahu: maybe like tomorrow a law gets passed where everyone can be a doctor and now your degree is useless Sahu: and nobody will pay you 500 dollars an hour to punch them in the face Sahu: i forget what I was talking about

#12588

1010

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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// Talking about home renovations Glenn: I walk in and I see all of my carpet torn up. Glenn: And my best friend says "Who skinned Kermit on the floor?" because that was the color of the carpet.

#12591

1010

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:42 p.m.

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Glenn: Barnacles have proportionally the largest penis in the animal kingdom. Glenn: Instead of broadcast spawning, the penis goes *bloop bloop bloop* to the other barnacles to reproduce.

#12621

1010

Nov. 30, 2023, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 30 "I feel a little better, but I don't want to take any chances, so I have an energy drink, and DayQuil, and tea. Those are all the drugs I can use legally." "This class is all about talking about our feelings." "I want all the steps to be written out, so stupid people like me can read it and understand." "I have a degree, I promise." "Have you heard of the real number 4? Yeah? Great. I have, too." "I'm not going to go over pi today. We'll go over it later -- hopefully never." "Stephen, don't talk about problems. Now is the time to celebrate our successes." "I won't use the paper. I'll use my brain, and my energy drink." "Why are you in the FLUB, little x? Because you're in one of the gammas."

#12625

1010

Dec. 1, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Lodal: seesaws are dangerous Lodal: the experience is way more dangerous for one gender than another Lodal: and lemme tell you, it's an unpleasant experience

#12626

1010

Dec. 1, 2023, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: I'm not gonna argue, but if [you do that] I will take off a fraction of a point. Lodal: to prove my point.

#12646

1010

Dec. 4, 2023, 4:03 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 4 "It's been a long time since I've had a German-speaker in the class. We're about to get to a lot of German words. This is exciting." "I won't sign the fish forms for people not in the fish class [Marine Biology]." "Can we not play with the Tower of Hanoi? It makes a nonzero amount of sound." "Karen Cao is messing with me, and I appreciate that." "What's the Extreme Value Theorem? Katz raised his hand. Is he bluffing? Nobody knows." "The way they teach this [power series for trigonometric functions] in the US is pretty bad -- well, only if you think about it."