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⚐ ReportSchafer: Ok, time for an Italian lesson. Schafer: So we know that "ino" means little and in Italy, there is a pasta called linguini. Schafer: "ling" means tongue, so linguini means little tongue. Schafer: Now there are a bunch of other Italian pastas with names referring to body parts, some rather inappropriate.
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⚐ ReportAnderson: Macbeth was expecting that he would die from something incredible. Anderson: Such as getting struck down by a thunderbolt from Zeus. Anderson: Instead, he dies to a bunch of sticks and a c-section.
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⚐ ReportStudent: I just had a dream about Mr. Schwartz grading our tests. Student: Key word being dreamed.
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⚐ Report// Jacobs AP lit; class is silent Jacobs: I’m a creep // more silence Jacobs: I’m a weirdo
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⚐ ReportLodal: You all have caused the room to rise by 1.2 degrees since we got here Lodal: I feel like that's all James's fault Andrew: Yeah because he's so hot.
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⚐ Report// Weight training safety test Charles: Most of you guys did well. Charles: Some of you guys were high. Charles: Wait was that too loud? I thought I said that in my head.
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⚐ Report// College talk Ostrander: Whatever happens to you for the next 4 years, it will be fine. Ostrander: For my brother, that was jail. He turned out fine.