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#11932

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June 5, 2023, 7:58 a.m.

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Schafer: Ok, time for an Italian lesson. Schafer: So we know that "ino" means little and in Italy, there is a pasta called linguini. Schafer: "ling" means tongue, so linguini means little tongue. Schafer: Now there are a bunch of other Italian pastas with names referring to body parts, some rather inappropriate.

#11981

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June 12, 2023, 1:34 p.m.

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Anderson: Macbeth was expecting that he would die from something incredible. Anderson: Such as getting struck down by a thunderbolt from Zeus. Anderson: Instead, he dies to a bunch of sticks and a c-section.

referring to how Macbeth would die from a man not born of a woman

macbeth, anderson

#11982

1010

June 12, 2023, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: I just had a dream about Mr. Schwartz grading our tests. Student: Key word being dreamed.

it's been 2 months since we've gotten anything back

grades, schwartz

#12002

1010

June 16, 2023, 3:04 p.m.

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Smolen: Don't skip leg day! Body proportions are important.

#12025

1010

Aug. 30, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Cooper: I’m bisexual, but with a 100% preference towards men

#12033

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Aug. 31, 2023, 8:09 p.m.

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// Jacobs AP lit; class is silent Jacobs: I’m a creep // more silence Jacobs: I’m a weirdo

what the hell is she doing here? she doesn’t belong here

lit, jacobs

#12055

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Sept. 6, 2023, 7:57 a.m.

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Lodal: You all have caused the room to rise by 1.2 degrees since we got here Lodal: I feel like that's all James's fault Andrew: Yeah because he's so hot.

//mod note: no, Lodal meant that his side rose from the 1.2 degree tilt -- was James on the other side of the room?

lodal, Andrew zhao, andrew, ess

#12071

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Sept. 7, 2023, 1:09 p.m.

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// Weight training safety test Charles: Most of you guys did well. Charles: Some of you guys were high. Charles: Wait was that too loud? I thought I said that in my head.

#12086

1010

Sept. 8, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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// College talk Ostrander: Whatever happens to you for the next 4 years, it will be fine. Ostrander: For my brother, that was jail. He turned out fine.

#12113

1010

Sept. 13, 2023, 1 p.m.

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Stelzner: There haven't been any good fights this year