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Dec. 19, 2017, 9:35 a.m.

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//AOA pd 3 Wright: We're going to have a cumulative assessment on the 20th. //writes 22 on the board Wright: The quarter ends on the 26th. //writes 25 on the board Wright: We will review for the assessment on the 28th. //writes 18 on the board Wright: And we will have a program due on the 18th. //writes 16 on the board

#7512

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May 29, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”

#8454

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Jan. 9, 2020, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: [after class; lecturing some student about sleeping in class] Other student: The way to stay awake is to count how many times Mr. Rose says "set". In the last 23 minutes of class, he said "set" 104 times.

#8611

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Sept. 10, 2020, 1:11 p.m.

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Stein: "Let's throw in the Jews here, uh, let's throw in the Jewish people."

#8669

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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

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// end of class, not everyone has left yet Lodal, to his cat: Want some coffee?

#8715

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Nov. 6, 2020, 10:19 a.m.

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Rose: the weak link of this plan is that I have to actually grade things. //later Bracklinn: waiting for Rose grades is like waiting for the Nevada vote count.

#9014

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Feb. 19, 2021, 9:07 a.m.

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//Ento Duval (to her daughter, Alice): What do we call ketchup in this house? Alice: The blood of innocent tomatoes. Duval: That's right, and it goes well with everything.

#10805

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Sept. 13, 2022, 7:46 a.m.

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Bramble: I hate it when Friday the 13th falls on a Tuesday.

#11868

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May 19, 2023, 1:24 p.m.

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// ADSA Period 8: Sahu: If I were to drone strike your house, it wouldn't matter if I had your address physically, or on the notes app on my phone, or written on my forehead.

#12349

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Oct. 18, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.