#9107

1010

April 19, 2021, 12:42 p.m.

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Schwartz: So after all this, the audio you're getting is the default input on a laptop that's sitting facedown on a chair? Class: Yeah, and it's great! Schwartz: *sighs* Well, as long as we're doing math...

#9164

1010

June 10, 2021, 10:27 a.m.

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// P1 Bio with Sloe, Cable is giving lecture on Cellular Respiration cable: look at this giraffe. looks like a nice guy, eh? cable: pyruvate is kinda a chill guy cable: Glucose has only been here for a few hours... and BOOM ATP FALLS FROM THE SKY cable: Now, Fructose-6 phosphate, he's feeling pretty good... and BOOM ANOTHER ATP FALLS FROM THE SKY cable: 1,3 biphosphoglycerate is reaaally spicy cable: and DHAP is like, "why cant I be G3P", and Isomerase is like, "yo, i can fix you up real quick"

#9184

1010

Sept. 22, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

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Asher: I'm so glad you didn't find all the, uh, Shrek porn on my phone

#9192

1010

Oct. 5, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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Lodal: Plan for today: first of all, sweat. We are going to sweat today.

#9209

1010

Oct. 12, 2021, 6:23 p.m.

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Lodal: If there's one thing I've learned from Grammarly ads, it's that the people in them never do any actual writing. Lodal: When you're in a Grammarly ad, you do a lot of walking around, having fun, smiling... people in Grammarly ads always have very white teeth.

#9241

1010

Oct. 28, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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Student: When's your birthday? Duval: Yes.

#9254

1010

Nov. 2, 2021, 6:59 p.m.

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Duval: My son can sex a spider and a grasshopper! I know it sounds weird out of context.

#9269

1010

Nov. 5, 2021, 7:54 a.m.

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Delaney: Y'know, this is the first class I've taught where kids just drop in to charge their phones. Delaney: They'll just come in and say, "Hey, can I charge my phone?" and leave. And I'm left saying "sure? I guess?"

#9277

1010

Nov. 5, 2021, 2:51 p.m.

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// lodal shows the garfield eats documentary to ess Lodal: This guy can't even spell his name right. Lodal: Here's the thing. Do I want this to be a real thing, or do I just want this to be an elaborate internet joke? Lodal: I torrented his book, since there's absolutely no way I'm giving this guy money. Lodal: Let's make this clear: Garfield is a garbage comic. Have you ever sat down and read any of it? It is the *lowest of lows*. Lodal: We should have done this at the end of class, but we're not, because I hate you.

#9279

1010

Nov. 5, 2021, 4:11 p.m.

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Lodal: I know none of you want to be here. I don't want to be here. You can try to convince me that you want to be here, but I'll just call you a liar, and we'll leave it at that.