#7050

1010

Dec. 16, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

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//what the board in Schwartz's room says Board: Fair game for Functions Thursday Quiz: *some trig and algebra concepts* and triple integrals Ishaan: Woah I just got trolled by Mr. Schwartz. My life has just reached a low point.

#7058

1010

Dec. 18, 2017, 11:06 a.m.

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(talking about religion in Genetics) Neo Zhao: you know that one god? Dana Muhmed: what? Neo Zhao: you know... like YeeHaw... Dana Muhmed: you mean Yahweh? Neo Zhao: Oh... That.

#7060

1010

Dec. 19, 2017, 9:34 a.m.

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//Laura is playing with something like Silly Putty Whitacre: So you're making things in chemistry class and distributing them in other classes? When I was in school, we called that something else.

#7067

1010

Dec. 20, 2017, 7:57 a.m.

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//Talking about Silver Chips Whitacre: Don't read the paper. Its all fake news. Reynald: I only look at the pictures. Whitacre: They're fake pictures too.

#7108

1010

Jan. 12, 2018, 1:57 p.m.

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Kaluta: We have some non-newtonian fluid to play with if you'd like Mr. Street. Street: Nah, I'm probably gonna go crush the souls of some freshman.

#7129

1010

Jan. 18, 2018, 12:21 p.m.

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Anderson: When people die, they die heroically. *Puts hand over chest* I've been shot! Tell my family that I did this for them. *falls on ground* Anderson: But when animals die, it's not heroic at all. *Waves hands around* Oh shit I'm dying, help me!

#7137

1010

Jan. 21, 2018, 7:08 p.m.

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Shiv: When you wish you were 21 so you could drown your petty miseries in harmful substances... Shiv: So you have to resort to Diet Coke and Kirby music instead

#7284

1010

March 1, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes

#7354

1010

March 24, 2018, 3:22 p.m.

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//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.

#7435

1010

April 22, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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//Schwartz, at ARML, about what to put on dietary restrictions/additional concerns sections Schwartz: If a mosquito bites you, and it's itchy, that's great! I don't need to know that. I need to know if you die when you eat peanuts