#3339

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May 10, 2011, 9:13 p.m.

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//students had graffitied a teacher's driveway to ask him to prom ON BEHALF OF HIS 9TH PD Teacher: Wait, you had donuts for me? Sophie: We tried to ring your doorbell, but it didn't work. Hannah: We could see you through the window though! You were on the couch watching TV! Teacher: Was I dressed!? Hannah: You had a pink polo on. Teacher: I did.

#3348

1010

May 11, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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Matt: Have you made teams? Stein: Of course we made teams. We made teams a long time ago. Alla: They also made bets. Stein: I have nothing to say about that.

#3406

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May 23, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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Stein: Diwakaran in the house!

#3525

1010

Sept. 8, 2011, 2:56 p.m.

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Stein: I used to have this "Thinker Doll" made of porcelain. One day, in a parent-teacher-student conference, the kid got so mad, he started yelling, "I hate you and the Thinker Doll!" Then, he smashed it on the ground. And I was like, NOOOOOOO! That was the end of Thinker Doll. Class: What's the kid's name? Stein: I dunno. Class: Where's he now? Stein: Probably in prison.

#3540

1010

Sept. 12, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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Swaney: Turkey isn't giving up their territory to the Turds... the Kurds! The *Kurds*!

#3552

1010

Sept. 13, 2011, 8:42 p.m.

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Bosse: So what was it you were doing on your free time, Jennifer? Searching for sperm?

#3686

1010

Oct. 17, 2011, 8:55 p.m.

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Rose: Man, Japan is so advanced! They have these things, they have really fast trains, and they have toilets that shoot water at you.

#3693

1010

Oct. 20, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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Billings: Evan proposed that.... Mr. Kaluta: Wait what? Evan proposed to you?

#3699

1010

Oct. 24, 2011, 6:18 a.m.

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Lodal: So, I identify as a nerd...

#3738

1010

Nov. 2, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Donaldson: So the star's pulsating is constant. Sort of like a heartbeat. Well, except for fluctuations during exercise...or passion...