#2664

1010

Dec. 13, 2010, 7:26 p.m.

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Katherine A. (angrily): Ashu DOES NOT have the right to decide not to be gay!!!

#2749

1010

Jan. 4, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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Teacher: Stein... Stein hates when I talk about him. That's why I do it. //later Teacher: And then Stein and I got a divorce! I kept the thing, though.

#2783

1010

Jan. 14, 2011, 2:33 p.m.

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// Talking about dance class Richard: We were the only girls in that class.

#2866

1010

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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//Indoor track is warming up in the main hallway of the third floor, and a random magnet kid walks by. Magnet Student: I guess this isn't robotics club...

#2875

1010

Feb. 5, 2011, 6:57 p.m.

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//to freshman Upperclassman: [quoting another teacher] So I could just flunk all of you... Rose: Hey, don't curse in front if freshmen. Upperclassmen: I said "flunk". Rose: Oh. Upperclassmen: [again quoting the teacher] ...but then you would all have to call me Rose.

#2876

1010

Feb. 6, 2011, 8:05 a.m.

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//Rose's student aide is grading hw for him Student Aide: How strict should I be if they forget to write their name, like should I find out who they are and then burn it in front of them?

#2898

1010

Feb. 9, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see.  First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it.  Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.

#2915

1010

Feb. 10, 2011, 11:10 p.m.

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//Giles is teaching Euler's Method for differential equations when Rose walks in //Giles is doing the whole thing out on the board. Rose: You should make a chart. Do you know how to make a chart? Giles: Yes, but I like teaching them to understand it first. Rose: It makes things so much simpler. //Giles keeps writing on board while Rose makes chart on paper Giles (to class): And that's the Euler's method. It's really annoying and we're never going to do it out like this ever again. Rose: And now you can make a chart. //class laughs Rose (pauses): Thanks, by the way. I never really understood how the Euler's Method worked. Giles: (!) You never understood how Euler's worked? Rose: Yeah. I always made a chart. It just made things simpler. Giles: ... //turns to board Giles (to class) : We're going to make a chart.

#2927

1010

Feb. 12, 2011, 10:02 p.m.

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HMMT organizer: I have a wallet full of money for whoever solves this problem: Find a Pythagorean triple such that each number is a perfect square.

#2975

1010

Feb. 23, 2011, 10:09 p.m.

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Hinkle: Oho! C.J.'s eighteen now! You know, you're eighteen now, so there's big people's jail! And you know what's in big people's jail? There's a guy called Bubba!