#9628

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Dec. 15, 2021, 8:31 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: I know where you live. I know your mom’s phone number.

#9640

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics, Schafer is talking about momentum and impulse Schafer: If Michael is walking down the street and a horse kicks him, after giving the horse a carrot for being a good horse— Michael: wait how is it a good horse? Schafer: All horses are good.

#9775

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Jan. 18, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Jerry: Now I lose The Game thinking about the word "here". Lodal: You guys need to stop playing The Game, go find better games! Andy: Mr. Schwartz plays The Game, he literally taught The Game to our class. Lodal: But Mr. Schwartz is a huge nerd!

#10068

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Feb. 24, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Schwartz: I have a tank with an inflow and an outflow pipe. Give me a liquid. //Someone suggests hydrochloric acid. Schwartz: *draws HCl in the tank* Here's our tank of hydrochloric acid. Give me a particulate substance. //Class calls out suggestions and take a vote. Sprinkes and glass shards tie. Schwartz: We have a tie... So, it'll be glass sprinkles! Schwartz: Now give me an aquatic animal. //Another vote among suggestions is taken. Schwartz: I think I know which one is going to win... *"Steven Wang & Isaiah Ying" wins* (context: they both swim competitively) Schwartz: *draws human figures in the tank* Schwartz: These are magical Stevens and Isaiahs. They are not hurt by our hydrochloric acid or glass sprinkles, and they need not breathe. Their purpose is to constantly swim, perfectly mixing the glass sprinkles with the hydrochloric acid. Schwartz: This represents an everyday situation that we can use math to simulate!

#13352

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May 1, 2024, 9:40 a.m.

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William Roe: Is it Arduino or Ardruino? Jorgensen: it's an italian word so it doesn't matter how you say it. Jorgensen: I don't speak italian // Jorgensen says arduino in an in an italian accent with italian hands Jorgensen: that was culturally insensitive.

#13642

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Sept. 24, 2025, 1:54 p.m.

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Chris turns in a reading quiz with terrible handwriting Horne: You should be a doctor Horne: You already write like one

#13674

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Nov. 18, 2025, 9:43 a.m.

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Justin: Mr. Schafer, what other classes do you teach? Schafer: Quantum physics and math physics. Justin: Whoa. Quantum physics? Justin: Are you sure you're smart enough to teach quantam physics? Schafer: *Laughs* Schafer: I wrote the curriculum for it, Justin. Justin: Yeah, but, are you sure you're smart enough to teach it? Schafer: *Leaves*

#8063

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March 30, 2019, 2:54 a.m.

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//Advanced Geometry, proving Pappus's Theorem Rose: And according to Coxeter, we must "indulge in a veritable orgy of cancellation."

#310

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May 22, 2009, 11:01 a.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander was visiting Blair as a sub for Ms. Dvorsky Shirley: He's salary lane O! Salary lane O! Stein: Shirley, you've got to start caring about other things... Schafer: ...like girls. Stein: Yeah, like girls. How are the girls coming? Shirley: But he's salary lane O! // Stein and Schafer shake their heads

#790

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Oct. 31, 2009, 10:41 p.m.

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Templin: Rain is bad but see...snow is good because snow...is not like rain.