#12710

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Dec. 12, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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Rose: let's say i have an employee named Kirk Rose: and Kirk does what I say. Rose: and Kirk has been morally degraded by working for me

#12753

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Dec. 19, 2023, 9:32 a.m.

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Stein: You can say a lot of bad things about me as a teacher Stein: But not taking attendance? Nah. Stein: Put that on someone else.

#12757

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Dec. 19, 2023, 10:59 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: i have pictures of David Katz's feet if you want them Andrew: i have multiple Andrew: next time he's gonna be weird if he sees me

#12785

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Dec. 20, 2023, 12:18 p.m.

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//Eva is wearing Nathan’s Santa hat.The substitute is taking attendance. Substitute, to Eva: Nice hat! I see you're in the holiday spirit. Nathan: For the record, it’s mine Substitute, to Nathan: So you’re the one with the hoe-hoe-hoes.

#12868

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Jan. 18, 2024, 1:20 p.m.

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Sahu: Who cares? Sahu: Who gives a rat's patootie?

#12877

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Jan. 22, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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//Avika is about to present her Ask a Biologist presentation about HPV Woodward: Let's hear about... HPV! Andrew Zhao: I think I have HPV

#12934

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Jan. 31, 2024, 10 a.m.

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Zoe: So I got into the Speed climbing team and I was really excited. Zoe: I then yelled "I'm on speed!!!!!" in public and got many weird looks.

#12938

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Jan. 31, 2024, 1:18 p.m.

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*hammond raises hand in the corner* Schafer: Hammond? Hammond: If you use elephants in your problems can we assume they are spherical? Schafer: *deep breath, pause* Schafer: Yes.

#12948

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Feb. 1, 2024, 10:49 a.m.

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Bosse: We will have a lot of quizzies. Bosse: There will also be two big testies, one at the end of each quarter. *Class starts snickering*

#12958

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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:56 p.m.

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Cirincione: There is a direct correlation between age and wisdom. Cirincione: That's why I'm the teacher -- because I'm the oldest.