#11805

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May 3, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

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Schafer: Where did F = ma come from? Schafer: It came from Newton's brain. Schafer: I know it's a crap answer but it's true.

#11809

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May 4, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

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Rose: you’re probably all thinking, “hey, this guy—tall, funny, youthful, lot of hair—taught me this formula back in November!”

#11861

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May 18, 2023, 2:28 p.m.

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> ms fuss announcement about how there can be NO waterguns, NO nerf guns, and NO bb guns on school grounds because of senior assassin > everyone is rolling their eyes Dr Davis, staring at the back table, speaking in his almost-but-not-quite monotone: They haven't banned quarter gallon bags, and they haven't banned having a quart of water, you know. You could have a water bomb

#11862

1111

May 18, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Seat: You thought you were having a good day, but your good day ends now.

#11888

1111

May 23, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Stein: Hello, CNN? This is David Stein of Montgomery County Public Schools. Stein: My two Statistics classes this morning had zero people absent. Yes, zero!

#11914

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May 31, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Schafer: Have you guys been quizzed on memorizing the elements of the periodic table? *Class shakes head* Schafer: You guys have lived a deprived childhood.

#11929

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June 2, 2023, 1:19 p.m.

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Anderson: [Rivkah], what's rizz? Rivkah: Rizz is short for charisma.

#11985

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June 13, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Quantum video: Rumsford married the widow of the man who's theory he just disproved. Schafer: Science!

#11990

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June 14, 2023, 8:04 a.m.

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//Pd. 1 freshman chem Debbie: But Costco pizza is so cheap! Lodal: yes, but going to Costco is such a cost.

#12019

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Aug. 30, 2023, 8:33 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Recessive genes that are fertile are both submissive and breedable.