#11437

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Jan. 18, 2023, 8:26 a.m.

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// Jerry Song may or not be sick Andy: Every time Jerry is taking a test, he starts sniffling like crazy. Ace: Maybe he's just addicted to testing.

#11451

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Jan. 20, 2023, 5:13 p.m.

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George: There are two types of teachers. Normal ones, and Mr. Rose.

#11458

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Jan. 23, 2023, 4:50 p.m.

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Andy: How old is Dessa? Schwartz: She's turning 14 this year. She's an old lady. Joshua Wang: So just like my sister!

#11511

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Feb. 5, 2023, 10:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining how logical if works using a promise as an analogy //In the story, Mr. Rose's wife promised "If school is cancelled, I'll buy you a panda." Mr. Rose: If school doesn't get cancelled, but she still buys me a panda, then what? Mandy: She's a keeper! //Everybody laughs, including Mr. Rose Rose: Well, she's a *promise* keeper.

#11512

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Feb. 6, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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Discussing WWI Gibb: It was like two countries whacking each other with giant wet noodles

#11533

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Feb. 8, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Kaluta: The number one rule of the soldering iron is do not lick the soldering iron. This is actually a joke from a friend of mine, who sadly passed away— Tiancheng: Did he lick a soldering iron?

#11541

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Feb. 9, 2023, 1:07 p.m.

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Pd. 4 Stat Stein: Length is not everything, but it's a lot.

#11548

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Feb. 10, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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Schafer: (Millikan) won the nobel prize for physics in 1923. Schafer: Slay!

#11551

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Feb. 10, 2023, 11 a.m.

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Discussing the British Will: Discrimination is so fun Lodal: it’s hard to disagree

#11590

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Feb. 17, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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//reads dramatic description of Gatsby's smile from The Great Gatsby Anderson: If you find someone with a smile like that, lock them up. Anderson: Not in that sense. I mean the other sense. *gestures at wedding ring*