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⚐ ReportSchwartz: A week ago, it was eight degrees outside, and now it's too warm. Schwartz: You guys have to survive on this planet 20 years longer than me, and I'm already in trouble. Schwartz: Good luck!
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⚐ Report// Jerry Song may or not be sick Andy: Every time Jerry is taking a test, he starts sniffling like crazy. Ace: Maybe he's just addicted to testing.
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⚐ ReportAndy: How old is Dessa? Schwartz: She's turning 14 this year. She's an old lady. Joshua Wang: So just like my sister!
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose is explaining how logical if works using a promise as an analogy //In the story, Mr. Rose's wife promised "If school is cancelled, I'll buy you a panda." Mr. Rose: If school doesn't get cancelled, but she still buys me a panda, then what? Mandy: She's a keeper! //Everybody laughs, including Mr. Rose Rose: Well, she's a *promise* keeper.
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⚐ ReportDiscussing WWI Gibb: It was like two countries whacking each other with giant wet noodles
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⚐ ReportKaluta: The number one rule of the soldering iron is do not lick the soldering iron. This is actually a joke from a friend of mine, who sadly passed away— Tiancheng: Did he lick a soldering iron?
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⚐ ReportDiscussing the British Will: Discrimination is so fun Lodal: it’s hard to disagree