#10425

1111

April 6, 2022, 5:43 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, april 6 "Some people here have been lightning rods for my wrath." "I don't expect you to come to me and say 'Schwartz, Schwartz, I shouldn't have gotten an 89.6 on that; you need to take off points!' No. Don't do that." "Clearly, everything your teachers tell you must be absolutely accurate!" "We don't need to prove that we don't know anything. We can just not know things. ... It's okay to not know things."

#10427

1111

April 6, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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Roberts: High school is fun. Except when it's not fun. Deep, right?

#10443

1111

April 20, 2022, 8:07 a.m.

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Kyei: I was around some babies---in a normal way! Don't look at me like that!

#10505

1111

April 27, 2022, 6 p.m.

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//Sysops meeting Hammond (in exaggerated elderly voice): In my day, we had to walk uphill two ways to school in the snow! Katz: Not uphill three ways? Hammond (same voice): We didn't have three directions back then! We lived in two-dimensional space, and we liked it! Hammond: It was enough for me, so it's enough for you!

#10534

1111

May 5, 2022, 1:08 p.m.

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Duval: I'm thankful for all of you for existing.

#10589

1111

May 19, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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//SRP pd.3 peer-edits bosse: ooh wait this isn't a terrible class bosse: oh I was looking at the wrong class . bosse: ...eugh yeah *grimace*

#10627

1111

May 28, 2022, 7:56 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: They can do multivariate calculus but can’t add.

#10683

1111

June 9, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

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Johnny: The birds and bees. Jerry Song: Everyone knows bees eat birds.

#10690

1111

June 13, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Duval: I don’t want to understand the inner workings of Jerry Song’s mind.

#10702

1111

June 15, 2022, 10:48 a.m.

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Bosse: Who wants to go to ISEF? (only two people raise their hands) Bosse: What's wrong with you people?