#10025

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Feb. 18, 2022, 8:30 a.m.

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//Kahoot in ADSB Student: Why did you pick that option? That can't be right. Molemo: I chose a random answer because I've already accepted that I probably am incorrect. Molemo: But if I'm right, I can laugh in your face.

#10066

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Feb. 24, 2022, 12:05 a.m.

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Schwartz: Now, imagine you're an ant. Schwartz: Actually wait, no, just imagine there is an ant. You don't have to be the ant. I mean, you /can/ be the ant if you want. But you don't have to be the ant. Schwartz: So, take this ant, that may or may not be you...

#10083

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Feb. 25, 2022, 4 p.m.

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Delaney: How many of you have math tests today? //many students raise hand Delaney: Here's the deal -- does anyone want to make a deal with me? Delaney: Here's a blank check ...

#10088

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Feb. 27, 2022, 7:51 p.m.

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rose: "i want you guys to constantly at all times be thinking."

#10153

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March 4, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: There was this student I had in my first year teaching and his name was... // Turns to Jerry Jing Kaluta: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry... Kaluta: Jerry! So Jerry decided to climb out of the window to prove that there was another exit. // End of class Kaluta: Everyone today was great today, except for you Jerry.

#10190

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March 7, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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Kaluta: Newton dabbled in the occult, which was probably easier in the 1600s.

#10226

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March 10, 2022, 9:19 a.m.

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Roberts: Did you ask the front desk for pizza? Student: I think the front desk ate all the pizza.

#10249

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March 11, 2022, 9:31 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Stop playing quordle! *pause* Mr. Stein: I'm so good at quordle *proceeds to talk about quordle and wordle spinoffs*

#10261

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March 14, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//students just measured/calculated horsepower of their own bodies Kaluta: What's your horsepower? Jacen: 0.67 Kaluta: That's a reasonable number! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10271

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March 15, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.