#6779

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Oct. 16, 2017, 1:09 p.m.

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//Talking about kiddos in AP World who are temporarily disappointed by their test grades Whitacre: Hope is disappointment delayed Whitacre: That's what I said at my mother's funeral

#7019

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Dec. 7, 2017, 10:16 a.m.

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Whitacre: Tell me some sad stories about your weekend! Make me happy! Ryan: My weekend is going to be really great! Suffer, Mr. Whitacre.

#7045

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Dec. 14, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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Schafer: This is the coolest thing you'll see today. Chad: I don't believe you. Schafer: Oh yeah? Wanna make a bet? Chad: Uh, sure. Schafer: Here's how sure I am that I'll win. If you don't think it's cool, then you can have my job.

#7101

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Jan. 9, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

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//Physics, imagining the reaction of the man who discovers the first battery, a primitive apparatus consisting of urine, a pot, and metals Schafer: The guy could have said, "My pee is magical! I am king now!" At least that's what I would have said.

#7271

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Feb. 25, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: We all know magnets aren't found outside.

#7273

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Feb. 26, 2018, 1:49 p.m.

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//Talking about a marriage Student: Would you recommend marriage Whitacre: If I like you, then no Whitacre: If I don't, I'd be like Oh Yeah! Give it a shot!

#7398

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April 11, 2018, 7:47 p.m.

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Street (pretending to write a job rec): He's a pretty good boy. He comes to class sometimes. He's only drunk on Fridays. He doesn't do drugs, I think.

#7529

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June 11, 2018, 10:23 a.m.

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Lodal: "What goes after 18?" //pause Student: "36!" Lodal: "No, 19...."

#7650

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Oct. 14, 2018, 5:06 p.m.

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//end of logic bonding hike Rose: Do you guys feel like you're bonding with each other now? //A few people begin to mouth an answer Rose: Don't answer!

#7878

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Jan. 22, 2019, 10:23 p.m.

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Lodal: You can touch Italy wherever you want.