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Nov. 23, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Oh yeah Yash! Show that grin! Show that grin from under that thick Indian mustache!

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Nov. 25, 2014, 9:46 p.m.

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//In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Mr. Pham had his thermo class cook a whole turkey. Pham: If we cook a turkey just for eating for Thanksgiving, we not allowed. But it a lab. //Later Pham: But there's one good thing about it. Duval: It was delicious? Pham: No.

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Dec. 17, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

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//At a debate meet Poolesville Girl: If you don't mind me asking, what grade are you guys in? Antares and Harrison: We're seniors. Judge: You're seniors huh? Let me tell you; first semester senior year is a bitch on wheels!

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April 20, 2015, 9:16 p.m.

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//Admin and Hammond are derailing math phys. Teddy (to Admin): Can you hook me up with a two and a half week suspension? Admin: Just slug a teacher. Teddy: But I don't want to. Admin: If you don't want to do the work, I can't help you. //later in Math Phys Admin: We already interrupted Navarro's class, which was filled with just like 15 stupid sophomores. Schafer: Why did you use a redundancy there?

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Dec. 16, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//Horne talking about navy seals, Klein walks in Horne: Mr. Klein was once a navy seal, he can tell you all about it. Klein: Yes I was! ...Actually I was more of a navy walrus... awkward.

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Feb. 2, 2016, 5:25 p.m.

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Schwartz: "This class [complex] is for students who wake up in the morning and think...math! Today's a good day because I have math!"

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Feb. 12, 2016, 10:19 a.m.

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Schafer: When you have kids, just think of ways you can mess up their lives.

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May 2, 2016, 1:22 p.m.

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Josephine: You know how we have online Health because it's a BS class? *nods* Josephine: Well MIT has English as an online class.

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Jan. 13, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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Calvin: I wonder what it would be like if food were called "doof". Jeffrey: That would make you a foodus.

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Jan. 23, 2017, 12:29 p.m.

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I have an abusive relationship with math. I do everything math wants me to but it still beats me up and spits me out. - Jessica four days before the end of they semester