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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You want me to grade on a curve? This wouldn’t be a curve. It would be a ninety degree angle.
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⚐ Report//a few students are playing Sporcle, including Joseph and Warren. When asked to work on their SRP Powerpoints, Joseph opens up a blank powerpoint and Warren continues to play Sporcle. Duval: See, look what Joseph's doing. He's feigning doing work, which is more than I can say for the rest of you.
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⚐ ReportPham: You know [student]? He not doing any of the wuhk! Mr. Wolstein tell me that he not turning in the homewuhk. So Wolstein going and yelling at him. But also, I had him for the -- what you call? -- Chem R&E! He not doing the project at all! He just say, "this project stupid, I not doing it." Shirley: So did you tell him that he's stupid? Pham: No, why I doing that? Shirley: Because he insulted your project! Pham: No, but Wolstein yelling at him every day now.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: That didn't sound good. Mario: You dropped a mirror. Schafer: Did it break? Mario: Yeah. Schafer: Seven more years bad luck! Shirley: Haven't you been teaching for seven years? [...] You just got yourself a renewal!
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⚐ ReportYordan (to intercom): I want security down here! This kid is making a lot of sarcastic comments!
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⚐ Report//Stein holds up the z-score table Stein (with exaggerated voice waver): ChaAaAaArt!
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⚐ ReportStudent:What are they doing in the other room? Ms.Gross:Oh theyre watching racist cartoons. Amir: Like what? Uncle Tom and Jerry?
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Oh THATS definitely work... Jared: Well guess what I just turned in? Schafer: Wallops money? Jared: (excited) YEAH! //Schafer holds up hand for a high five. //Jared tries to give him one but he moves. Schafer: Waaay too slow. And get back to work. Thomas: (quietly) Owned.
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⚐ ReportSchafer (after 5 minutes of discussing grammar): This is boring me, it reminds me way too much of an English class.
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⚐ Report//Discussing a meeting about teaching...and stuff Schafer: So, they had this list of things people said good and bad about us. You can tell who was smart and who was dumb right away. There were all these big long words on some of them that frankly, I don't think half the teachers understood! And then there were dumb words with "not" to negate them. I even saw, under the "Bad" category, "Not Good".