#621

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Michael: I find it strange that you’re not Jewish. Schafer: Why? Michael: Because you’re like white, and like nerdy. Schafer: To be clear, Michael Cohen just called me nerdy. But he means that in a loving way, right?

#628

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: You want me to grade on a curve? This wouldn’t be a curve. It would be a ninety degree angle.

#831

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Nov. 10, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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//a few students are playing Sporcle, including Joseph and Warren. When asked to work on their SRP Powerpoints, Joseph opens up a blank powerpoint and Warren continues to play Sporcle. Duval: See, look what Joseph's doing. He's feigning doing work, which is more than I can say for the rest of you.

#1042

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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:09 a.m.

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Pham: You know [student]? He not doing any of the wuhk! Mr. Wolstein tell me that he not turning in the homewuhk. So Wolstein going and yelling at him. But also, I had him for the -- what you call? -- Chem R&E! He not doing the project at all! He just say, "this project stupid, I not doing it." Shirley: So did you tell him that he's stupid? Pham: No, why I doing that? Shirley: Because he insulted your project! Pham: No, but Wolstein yelling at him every day now.

#1092

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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Schafer: That didn't sound good. Mario: You dropped a mirror. Schafer: Did it break? Mario: Yeah. Schafer: Seven more years bad luck! Shirley: Haven't you been teaching for seven years? [...] You just got yourself a renewal!

#1349

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Jan. 18, 2010, 2:14 p.m.

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Yordan (to intercom): I want security down here! This kid is making a lot of sarcastic comments!

#1493

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Feb. 12, 2010, 2:43 p.m.

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//Stein holds up the z-score table Stein (with exaggerated voice waver): ChaAaAaArt!

#1553

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Feb. 25, 2010, 6:23 p.m.

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Student:What are they doing in the other room? Ms.Gross:Oh theyre watching racist cartoons. Amir: Like what? Uncle Tom and Jerry?

#1567

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March 1, 2010, 9:59 p.m.

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Schafer: Oh THATS definitely work... Jared: Well guess what I just turned in? Schafer: Wallops money? Jared: (excited) YEAH! //Schafer holds up hand for a high five. //Jared tries to give him one but he moves. Schafer: Waaay too slow. And get back to work. Thomas: (quietly) Owned.

#1568

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March 2, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer (after 5 minutes of discussing grammar): This is boring me, it reminds me way too much of an English class.