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#12960
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Some textbooks use lowercase Qs. Some textbooks use capital Qs. Schafer: I try to use both, just to confuse you.
#13321
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⚐ ReportWill: Mr. Schwartz? Schafer: :/ Will: I'm so sorry Mr. Schafer Schafer: :/ Will: If it makes you feel better, I've already called Schwartz "Schafer". Schafer: That one's acceptable.
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⚐ Report//looking at arml shirts, lewis sees the back of an arml shirt and immediately recognizes it lewis: wait... this is a scene from genshin //realizes that he is supposedly NOT a genshin addicted lewis: Thomas told me it was from genshin!!! I haven't played it in months! *voicecracks*
#13620
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⚐ ReportEsther: I love cats, but they're a pain Esther: That's actually a similarity between cats and Mr. Rose.
#1447
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⚐ ReportContreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...
#3908
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⚐ Report//In Pundzak's class, discussing instances of being judged based on appearances. Jacob: I'm often objectified by women because of my sex appeal. I always have to be like; "Ladies! My eyes are up here!"
#4372
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⚐ ReportEthan: Wow, this is really heavy. What is it? Mr. Street: That's lead. Ethan: OMG, I'M GONNA DIE! //Ethan runs to wash his hands Mr. Street: What the heck are you doing? Ethan: Isn't that stuff like super poisonous? Mr. Street: Well, yeah, ... //Mr. Street goes off on rant about how you can get lead poisoning Ethan: But what if I just licked a big block of lead? Mr. Street: Then you're an idiot and you deserve to die. It's called natural selection, like being the slowest antelope.