#12305

1212

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:22 p.m.

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Smolen: Everyone has to come to terms with the fact that their squat form is sh*t.

#12335

1212

Oct. 17, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Mitchum, Jonathan A (Student): 1. Dual federalism was an era of federalism where the lines of the power of the federal and state governments were broadly defined. Hua, Ethan Y (Student): Hey, those lines of power aren't broad, they're just horizontally gifted. Jonathan: Hey bud, you are just salty because you are vertically challenged. Ethan: Hey, pal, you must have the height of a saltine cracker, and the intelligence of one too. Jonathan: Hey sport, you are shorter that a brick, wider than a brick, dumber than a brick, soft as a brick, red as a brick, hairless as a brick, weak as a brick, and slower than a brick. Ethan: Hey, tank, projecting much? (megamind with hair, bottom text says "no hair?") Jonathan: You are so unpopular, I bet you work at College Board. Ethan: Hey, broski, show me your friends. I've got plenty. (megamind with no hair, top text says "no friends?")

#12380

1212

Oct. 23, 2023, 9:42 a.m.

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Stein: What are you talking about? Jing-Ray: I was about to start talking about math, but you interrupted us before we could start our conversation. Stein, laughing: Oh, okay. // Stein continues teaching, meanwhile, Jing-Ray turns to Hannah and begins his math conversation.

#12386

1212

Oct. 23, 2023, 4:14 p.m.

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Lodal: (talking about sea surface temperature) I didn’t know what this acronym meant so I googled it and got some complicated thermodynamics thing Lodal: and I was like ‘yeah that checks out’ so I put it on the slides Lodal: and then a student raised their hand and was like ‘isn’t that just sea surface temperature?’ and it went on blairbash and everything Lodal: it was really embarrassing

#12396

1212

Oct. 25, 2023, 4:06 p.m.

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Tiancheng: "Yunyi, how many cuss words can I have in an MBMT problem?" Yunyi: "All of them." Tiancheng: "Bet!"

#12403

1212

Oct. 26, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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woodward: have you ever had a crush Oliver: *shouts*Eric Ma Woodward: well imagine your crush is.. //points to the nucleus of te atom Woodward: and you are the electron Woodward: well the farther you are from them the more energy It takes

#12405

1212

Oct. 26, 2023, 4:05 p.m.

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Rose: lemme just pull this up on my ipad Rose: yeah I’m an ipad girl now

#12411

1212

Oct. 27, 2023, 10:14 a.m.

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Woodward: if you have a crush on someone, it takes a lot of energy to stay away from them Woodward: you're gonna try to meet them, bump into them, etc. Woodward: as you get closer, and closer to the person you have a crush on, you're gonna be releasing energy.

#12442

1212

Nov. 2, 2023, 1:17 p.m.

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Sahu: social security numbers are probably the most sensitive information about you Sahu: other than your feelings Sahu: but you can't print you feelings on a piece of paper

#12460

1212

Nov. 6, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Glenn: To the gentlemen here, now is your last chance to go to the bathroom before Evan stinks it up. Glenn: And by stink up, I mean throwing out his lima beans.