#12142

1212

Sept. 16, 2023, 4:41 p.m.

⚐ Report

Student 1: Sahu's not even 30 and he's balding Student 2: that's what computer science does to you.

#12221

1212

Sept. 29, 2023, 1:07 p.m.

⚐ Report

Sahu: you just reverse factor them Sahu: what's reverse factoring again? Veena: expanding? Sahu: yeah

#12253

1212

Oct. 5, 2023, 8:07 a.m.

⚐ Report

James Attis: but zero isn't a positive number Lodal: you're so technically correct it hurts

#12265

1212

Oct. 6, 2023, 3:18 p.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: while all of the bathroom boys were in the bathroom doing their bathroom boy stuff...

#12267

1212

Oct. 6, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: You all are normal people, so you will interpret my words in normal ways.

#12295

1212

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:22 a.m.

⚐ Report

O'Donovan: This girl just walked into my class during lunch. O'Donovan: I was wondering if she was getting academic support but she said she was in here for class. O'Donovan: I told her it was lunch, and she was like "is it really?" O'Donovan: God bless America.

#12335

1212

Oct. 17, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

⚐ Report

Mitchum, Jonathan A (Student): 1. Dual federalism was an era of federalism where the lines of the power of the federal and state governments were broadly defined. Hua, Ethan Y (Student): Hey, those lines of power aren't broad, they're just horizontally gifted. Jonathan: Hey bud, you are just salty because you are vertically challenged. Ethan: Hey, pal, you must have the height of a saltine cracker, and the intelligence of one too. Jonathan: Hey sport, you are shorter that a brick, wider than a brick, dumber than a brick, soft as a brick, red as a brick, hairless as a brick, weak as a brick, and slower than a brick. Ethan: Hey, tank, projecting much? (megamind with hair, bottom text says "no hair?") Jonathan: You are so unpopular, I bet you work at College Board. Ethan: Hey, broski, show me your friends. I've got plenty. (megamind with no hair, top text says "no friends?")

#12380

1212

Oct. 23, 2023, 9:42 a.m.

⚐ Report

Stein: What are you talking about? Jing-Ray: I was about to start talking about math, but you interrupted us before we could start our conversation. Stein, laughing: Oh, okay. // Stein continues teaching, meanwhile, Jing-Ray turns to Hannah and begins his math conversation.

#12386

1212

Oct. 23, 2023, 4:14 p.m.

⚐ Report

Lodal: (talking about sea surface temperature) I didn’t know what this acronym meant so I googled it and got some complicated thermodynamics thing Lodal: and I was like ‘yeah that checks out’ so I put it on the slides Lodal: and then a student raised their hand and was like ‘isn’t that just sea surface temperature?’ and it went on blairbash and everything Lodal: it was really embarrassing

#12396

1212

Oct. 25, 2023, 4:06 p.m.

⚐ Report

Tiancheng: "Yunyi, how many cuss words can I have in an MBMT problem?" Yunyi: "All of them." Tiancheng: "Bet!"