#11557

1212

Feb. 10, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Anderson: If this class was, instead of AP Language and Composition, AP Weightlifting, I might assign you to do 50 reps of whatever with these dumbbells. Anderson: And I would check if you've done your homework. You'd tell me that your muscles are tired, because that's what happens when you do 50 reps. //later Anderson: A lot of you are smart enough to get away with not doing the reading. Anderson: But at the end of AP Weightlifting, you see a difference between those who do the homework and those who don't.

#11576

1212

Feb. 15, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Kaluta: people thought the third-pounder [burger] was smaller than the quarter-pounder, because “oh four is less than three!” Kaluta: this is why so many people died of covid.

#11600

1212

Feb. 22, 2023, 9:35 p.m.

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//In Discrete, after Kelin explains something Mr. Rose: Wait what? Do you guys understand this? //A few nods from the class Rose: Alex, dumb this down for me //Alex starts signing Rose: Oh, you're not talking today. Never mind. //later, Rose is still trying to understand it //Alex runs up to the board and starts gesturing Rose: No, sit back down. What were you going to do, just point and grunt? Rose: Actually, maybe that would have been helpful...

#11601

1212

Feb. 23, 2023, 10:03 a.m.

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// orgo field trip O’Donovan: Does everyone have a seat on the bus? O’Donovan: If not, we can tie you to the top of the bus. There’s lots of fresh air.

#11621

1212

March 1, 2023, 8:46 a.m.

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Schafer: Now some of you guys might hold the wires and see if you can generate voltage. Schafer: Maybe if you think really hard you'll get some. Schafer: Still zero? You have no potential.

#11630

1212

March 2, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Nikhita: Wait, so how do I put people in the cemetery?

#11640

1212

March 6, 2023, 1:43 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Now I get to write ‘ass’ on the board. Fun!

#11674

1212

March 13, 2023, 11:33 p.m.

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//Reading "A Raisin in the Sun" Clay: So Beneatha's going out with Asagai AND George... Stanley: THREESOME

#11694

1212

March 17, 2023, 8:20 a.m.

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Schafer: If you were to throw up, what color would it be? Class: Green...? *Schafer sets the light to green in the simulation* Schafer: Ok, so we're going to make this light vomit out photons. Schafer: So if we're increasing the number of photons, we're increasing the amount of vomit.

#11722

1212

March 29, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Andy: Every time I fix an issue, 20 more issues pop up. Foster: That's right! This is why I've stopped doing software development after 20 years.