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#6245

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Feb. 15, 2017, 2:27 p.m.

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//Pd 7 AP NSL, which is mostly magnet //Listening to a Radiolab podcast talking about the war on terrorism Podcast: ...Imagine its structure as a massive, secret Google Hangout /Entire class erupts into laughter and then tries to hush itself

#6379

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April 4, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Rose: So your French teacher told me, "Shwetha is always doing math homework during my class". At first I tried to show sympathy but then I was like yeeaahhh.

#6414

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May 8, 2017, 9:50 p.m.

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//Discussing prom plans, including transportation Emma: How expensive would it be to rent a lime-o? Anna: Huh? Emma: We could rent a lime-o, then we wouldn't need to split into different cars. //A brief confused silence David: Do you mean a limo? Emma: ...Is that how it's pronounced?

#6496

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June 3, 2017, 3:23 p.m.

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//Rose, period 3 Discrete, right before starting four proofs Rose: Alright class, we have four theorems to prove and thirty minutes left until the bell rings. That means...8 minutes per proof. Everest: But Mr. Rose, that's 32 minutes! Rose: Yeah, that's sort of the point.

#6563

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Sept. 6, 2017, 11:25 p.m.

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//Reviewing safety test Pham: Yes, assume all chemical dangerous before using it. Student: What about water? Pham: You go in water for several hour, you drown.

#6614

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Sept. 19, 2017, 4:36 p.m.

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Steven: The thing about a social life in the magnet is... //Takes off glasses Steven: It doesn't exist.

#6667

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Sept. 27, 2017, 7:28 p.m.

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Street: So I take out my red pen and ... //he makes farting noises while grinning evilly Street: Minus LOTS! //rubs hands together maliciously Street: And then my wife is like "Why are you so happy?" And then I say to her, "Oh, you just don't know."

#6673

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Sept. 28, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

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Street: Why do you look happy? You're smiling. //pauses Street: I guess the truth of the magnet hasn't sunken in yet.

#6709

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Oct. 3, 2017, 2:37 p.m.

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Mr. Kirk: "When you are swole, you work out. I work out. I am not swole."

#6723

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Oct. 5, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

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//talking about scaled drawings Street: Just put in "1 cm = 5 cm." Don't put "1 cm = 5 cm irl." If I see that, you will fail. I'll burn your paper, I won't even grade it.