#6667

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Sept. 27, 2017, 7:28 p.m.

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Street: So I take out my red pen and ... //he makes farting noises while grinning evilly Street: Minus LOTS! //rubs hands together maliciously Street: And then my wife is like "Why are you so happy?" And then I say to her, "Oh, you just don't know."

#6673

1212

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

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Street: Why do you look happy? You're smiling. //pauses Street: I guess the truth of the magnet hasn't sunken in yet.

#6709

1212

Oct. 3, 2017, 2:37 p.m.

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Mr. Kirk: "When you are swole, you work out. I work out. I am not swole."

#6723

1212

Oct. 5, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

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//talking about scaled drawings Street: Just put in "1 cm = 5 cm." Don't put "1 cm = 5 cm irl." If I see that, you will fail. I'll burn your paper, I won't even grade it.

#6753

1212

Oct. 11, 2017, 5:08 p.m.

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Mr. Charles: *talking about the trajectory of a ball* See! Gym is the subject which ties everything together! We do physics, history, biology, medicine, English - you name it. Lara: English?? Mr. Charles: shh be quiet. I’m still working on that part.

#6883

1212

Nov. 1, 2017, 10:09 a.m.

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Schwartz: If all your friends are jumping off a bridge, would you do it too? Class: No! Schwartz: Well, I would!

#6919

1212

Nov. 11, 2017, 3:45 p.m.

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//Talking about a Blair team that includes Simin winning regional Exploravision in 2016 Shwetha: Who was on Simin's team? Kaluta: Well, they weren't exactly high flyers. They had more of a... Ryan Cho reputation.

#6939

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Nov. 15, 2017, 3:13 p.m.

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//After long angry rant about Woodrow Wilson Gabaree: No, but I'd like to learn more about him. I think I have a small bias against him. Gabaree: Sorry, I don't want to disturb your political beliefs from back in 1919.

#6943

1212

Nov. 16, 2017, 2:43 p.m.

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//Jasmine has her head stuck out the window looking down at the courtyard Gabaree: Don't jump! The warm up isn't that bad!

#6988

1212

Nov. 29, 2017, 10:58 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Schafer, can you help me on this problem? Schafer: Nah, wait until I eat a dumpling first. Student: But -- Schafer: My snacks come before you!