#5481

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May 7, 2015, 3:30 p.m.

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//Talking about using Laplace vs. Eigen for solving systems of differential equations Schwartz: If you're not busy 6th, 8th or 9th, you can stop by to learn [Eigen methods for systems of diffeqs]. Mike: If you're not busy 6th, 8th, AND 9th, you can do it with Laplace.

#5498

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May 27, 2015, 1:19 p.m.

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(Mr Stein is turning on the Promethean Board) Stein: "Ethan Lott, will you turn off the refrigerator?" ... ... ... "Um, the, the, the lightswitch?"

#5501

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May 27, 2015, 9:32 p.m.

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//Senora Cuadrado angrily holds out a paper for Sam to get Cuadrado: Here is the paper you left behind last class, because you leave behind everything! //pause Cuadrado: That is... how you say? FRYYYY!

#5577

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Oct. 12, 2015, 7:24 a.m.

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//Seniors eating lunch in Rose's room, playing Resistance Someone: Notice how this round, everyone matches their card //Everyone looks at their cards; the genders all match Noah: Wait. You think I'm a fucking broccoli?

#5721

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Dec. 22, 2015, 1:47 p.m.

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//Rose is talking about a friend who doesn't like his teaching style Chris W: Is it Mr. Pham? Rose: No, Pham is not my friend. //Class goes OHHHH

#6035

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Sept. 21, 2016, 6:03 p.m.

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//After already having a quiz/test lecture from Piper... Davis: So, if anyone asks the question, "What was on the test?" you will answer...? Class: COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!

#6086

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Nov. 2, 2016, 9:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: "Remember in 2nd grade when your math teacher told you that 5-3=2? And then you, being a smart aleck, raise your hand. The teacher likely sighed and then called on you. You said 'What is 3-5?' Your teacher responded 'You can't do that.' Your teacher lied to you. I am telling you this because I am about to lie to you right now."

#6118

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Dec. 7, 2016, 7:11 p.m.

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//Silently reading the poem "The House Was Quiet and The World Was Calm" in Clay, Michael is making noise Clay: Michael, you're not - Michael: Being productive, I know. Clay: You're not being quiet and calm. Michael: Sorry, sorry. //He looks down at his desk Michael: Oh, I see what you did there!

#6119

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Dec. 13, 2016, 12:36 a.m.

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//Talking about the major tectonic plates Ryan Cho: The African American Plate?

#6124

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Dec. 16, 2016, 7:21 p.m.

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//Talking about partitioning nodes to an X set and a Y set. Paul writes a Y on the board, Daniel Zhu complains that the Y is lower case. Paul: I'm sorry Daniel *erases Y and makes it serif* //Paul continues to talk and then writes a regular Y on the board again Paul: It's an upper case Y. Daniel Schaffer: You can't put serifs only on some of your Y's Haydn: You have just introduced us to three different types of Y's Daniel Schaffer: WHY would you do that? Haydn: Yeah WHY? Paul: That's a Ben Cucos Wiley moment right there. Haydn: Don't you mean a Ben Cucos Y?