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#5400

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Feb. 21, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.

#5576

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Oct. 9, 2015, 10:53 p.m.

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\\Roberts complaining about our singing abilities Roberts: I'm sure none of you were born knowing how to play a stringed instrument. Ryan Tse: No, Ryan Cho was born holding a violin.

#6381

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April 5, 2017, 11:02 a.m.

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//talking about urinal etiquette in the boy's bathroom Student: Once I was in the bathroom and I saw Dr. Davis in there. He was standing really far from the urinal. Daniel Busis: Well he was a pilot in the air-force, he has good aim.

#6925

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Nov. 13, 2017, 8:43 p.m.

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//Seat change in History Moose: Who knows? Maybe you might meet your future spouse because of this seat change? //later, during a get-to-know-your-seatmates activity Izzee: Hello, my name is Isabella Anika: Hi Isabella! My name is Anika! Izzee: *mutters sarcastically* Great! Let's get married.

#7185

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Feb. 1, 2018, 8:30 p.m.

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//street types stuff into his computer //the computer beeps at him Street: Oh, shut up. *smacks screen*

#7238

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Feb. 16, 2018, 1:55 p.m.

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//Stat pd7 Stein: ... So in this case, we're able to explain 43% of the error! Schwartz: If you can explain 43%, MCPS will give you a 50.

#7246

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Feb. 20, 2018, 9:40 a.m.

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Sloe: I have these depression slides Sloe: They're very sad.

#7264

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Feb. 24, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

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//after Pham berates a student for being dumb //Lodal enters Pham: You know, Lodal, this year freshmen very *interesting*.

#7648

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Oct. 11, 2018, 5:37 p.m.

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//Mr. Wilson, the student teacher, finishes a lecture Schwartz: Notice how they already stopped clapping for you.

#7680

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Oct. 26, 2018, 5:40 p.m.

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//Answering a question Rose: You can read the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy. You get 5 minutes of pleasure for 1 minute of reading. //Later Rose: I do not recommend reading Kant's original works. You get 0.01 minutes of pleasure for 1 minute of reading.