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⚐ ReportPigrom: I actually know nothing about basketball Pigrom: I got this job because of my good looks and bribery skills // Pigrom proceeds to double dribble a basketball with his palms
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: "...and that wraps up [our lesson on lines]. Any questions?" // Class is silent. Schwartz: "Great! Let's blow up the planet." Schwartz: "Things in math escalate quickly!"
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⚐ Report// On the application of reason to geometry, talking about the Pythagoreans. Rose: "Let's say I found 20 people, and put them in a room with food and water for a month, and asked them to prove geometry." Rose: "I'm a cult leader, and they're all committed to me." Rose: "They may define something, they might rebel, I don't know." // Later... Rose: "What might be something that might be, like, hard to figure out?" // Mutters from the class. Rose: "True. Hard stuff is hard to figure out." // Later, proving that sqrt(2) is irrational by contradiction, reaching the crux of the proof. Rose: "Now, a strange sense of weirdness -- cue the "Woo-o woo-o" music -- descends upon you."
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⚐ ReportPd 8 ADSB Sahu: As you're shooting out of the birth canal Sahu: You ask: "What's your name?" Sahu: It's in the process of being made
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⚐ Report//Horne rants Horne: and you put all those stupid things your friends say on BLAIRBASH Horne: Stop it! Horne: Live in the present