#11559

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Feb. 13, 2023, 8:11 a.m.

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// Penny lab in quantum Schafer: We will be doing statistical analysis. Schafer: However, this is not Mr. Stein's class. Schafer: We will not be setting a p-value and determining whether we should reject the null hypothesis. Schafer: Nor will we be using Cha-A-a-A-arts.

#11570

1313

Feb. 14, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Raun: There are so many February birthdays. Raun: What even happened in June?

#11585

1313

Feb. 16, 2023, 7:09 p.m.

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//Schwartz holds up a large plastic hoop Schwartz: I have a stuff-detector. It detects stuff. When stuff goes thru it, it will detect the stuff. Class: Wow //Schwartz opens the window and holds up stuff-detector to it Schwartz: This is a stuff-provider. It brings in stuff, like wind. The stuff-detector will go "waah!" [wiggles hoop excitedly] Class: Wow //later Schwartz: I could fit the stuff-detector in the window, if only this bottle [on the water-dispenser] weren't here. Schwartz: It's almost empty -- does anyone need water? //various students take water excitedly //eventually one of them takes the last of it, Schwartz removes the bottle in amazement Schwartz, mounting hoop in bottle's place: Now I have a stuff-detector stand! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#11603

1313

Feb. 23, 2023, 1:13 p.m.

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Blaha: How do I say this without making the administration look stupid? Blaha: The administration is stupid.

#11628

1313

March 2, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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//Schafer describing the electromagnetic spectrum! Schafer: The farther you go to the right, the closer you get to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Schafer: Ultraviolet, X-ray, gamma... Hulk Smash! Class: *suppressed laughter* Schafer: What are you laughing about? This is serious stuff!

#11710

1313

March 21, 2023, 5:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: We go back to a tried-and-true method. We cheat, by guessing things.

#11725

1313

March 29, 2023, 4:52 p.m.

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Stein: The chaAaAaArt is back! We haven't used it for a couple units. I missed it. //some students exclaim "chaAaAaArt" Armand, quietly: Stat student mating call.

#11738

1313

April 12, 2023, 9 a.m.

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// Rabbitholes Schafer: Before you know it it's been 5 hours and you haven't done any of your homework but you know EVERYTHING about where Spongebob Squarepants came from.

#11747

1313

April 13, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rao: It would be fun if we could kick the children.

#11762

1313

April 18, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

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Bosse: When I walk to the back of the classroom to breathe in the pollen air I shouldn't be seeing any of your chess games.