#11416

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Jan. 13, 2023, 8:28 a.m.

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Burnell: What do you call someone who thinks they're a little bit better than everyone else? Will Klees: An asshole?

#11442

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Jan. 19, 2023, 9:35 a.m.

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// Stein explains his experience with crossword puzzle competitions Stein: That's why I don't like it when people turn tests in early. *All eyes turn on Jerry Song*

#11444

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Jan. 19, 2023, 10:46 a.m.

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Stein: AP World is like, learn nothing about everything.

#11485

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Jan. 31, 2023, 3:33 p.m.

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Kaluta: One year I did have a kid who [jumped out the window]. He was like that—I said “most people wouldn’t jump out the window” so he went *shwoop* Kaluta: He didn’t graduate.

#11559

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Feb. 13, 2023, 8:11 a.m.

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// Penny lab in quantum Schafer: We will be doing statistical analysis. Schafer: However, this is not Mr. Stein's class. Schafer: We will not be setting a p-value and determining whether we should reject the null hypothesis. Schafer: Nor will we be using Cha-A-a-A-arts.

#11570

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Feb. 14, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Raun: There are so many February birthdays. Raun: What even happened in June?

#11585

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Feb. 16, 2023, 7:09 p.m.

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//Schwartz holds up a large plastic hoop Schwartz: I have a stuff-detector. It detects stuff. When stuff goes thru it, it will detect the stuff. Class: Wow //Schwartz opens the window and holds up stuff-detector to it Schwartz: This is a stuff-provider. It brings in stuff, like wind. The stuff-detector will go "waah!" [wiggles hoop excitedly] Class: Wow //later Schwartz: I could fit the stuff-detector in the window, if only this bottle [on the water-dispenser] weren't here. Schwartz: It's almost empty -- does anyone need water? //various students take water excitedly //eventually one of them takes the last of it, Schwartz removes the bottle in amazement Schwartz, mounting hoop in bottle's place: Now I have a stuff-detector stand! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#11603

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Feb. 23, 2023, 1:13 p.m.

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Blaha: How do I say this without making the administration look stupid? Blaha: The administration is stupid.

#11628

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March 2, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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//Schafer describing the electromagnetic spectrum! Schafer: The farther you go to the right, the closer you get to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Schafer: Ultraviolet, X-ray, gamma... Hulk Smash! Class: *suppressed laughter* Schafer: What are you laughing about? This is serious stuff!

#11710

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March 21, 2023, 5:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: We go back to a tried-and-true method. We cheat, by guessing things.