#10809

1313

Sept. 13, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

⚐ Report

Delaney: My son got off the bus yesterday and was upset and confused Delaney: Turns out one of his classmates showed him [redacted] *Class is in shock* Delaney: Like I'm at the point where I as a parent have to deal with this now Delaney: But of all things, why furries?

#10840

1313

Sept. 19, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

⚐ Report

//chaotic schwartz anthology, september 19 "It be the Day of Talkin' Like a Pirate!" "The best years be the years when Back to School Night be fallin' on Talk Like a Pirate Day, and your parents'll be much amused by the talkin' o' yer cap'n." "I don't know why Shakespeare gets into my Pirate." "Which we recognise as a symbol on our map! Whether it be MA or T(A), it point to the same treasure!" "I see some disagreement! I see some mutiny among the crew!" "We are pirates, and we care not about upstanding, positive values of k! For if k lies below the waves, it be breakin' our rules." "But I recall, from my youth, as a mere cabin-boy, that this y = mx + b, adding a constant, be a linear function!" "And here we see the true grain of the wood beneath us, and not the grime which covers it!" "As I aim the cannons everywhere I can aim them, I can hit every part of the ship we be aimin' to hit. Nothing is out of the range of my cannons." "You will find [your homework] in a folder the color of the sky and sea in the aft of the ship!" "Any questions about the running and management of the vessel?" "What kind of pirates ye be, taking on extra work ye ought not to do?" "That be work for landlubbers, not for honest pirates like you!" "One could be drawing the timbers that form the hull of our vessel!" "We see that z could be above the waves or down in the depths with Davy Jones!" "This is really an exercise in not talking myself in a corner."

#10855

1313

Sept. 20, 2022, 7:50 p.m.

⚐ Report

Kirk: My friend recently moved to Alaska to become a fish cop.

#10863

1313

Sept. 21, 2022, 5:34 p.m.

⚐ Report

//chaotic schwartz anthology, september 21 //this was during a lesson using an applied-linear-algebra problem based on student suggestions "We're going to use this maths for some real-world applications. Anyone who's been in one of my classes before knows that there's a catch, because anything in my class won't work in real life." "How much fun is in cat food? 2. There are two fun in cat food." "How much hydrochloric acid is in cat food? 10." "And how much charcoal is in cat food? Negative three. When you eat cat food, it sucks three charcoal out of you." "I'm so glad I can give examples that are relevant to your everyday life. I want to make sure you know how much nutrition to get from your cat food." "Some of you might prefer flavoured solid rocket fuel, which has some added charcoal." "If I want to calculate how much fun you're eating, I need to know how much cat food you eat each day -- I don't know how much; that will, of course, vary for each of you ..." "We want to make sure that you get enough hydrochloric acid every day." "Disclaimer: please don't eat hydrochloric acid. Please don't eat anything that isn't food for human consumption."

#10867

1313

Sept. 22, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

⚐ Report

// Solomon’s poem about Mr. Kirk’s word problem Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank The poop permeated and god it stank Iris and Yoda crazy like the mad matter Filling the tank with fecal matter Iris and Yoda might seem cutie But they always do their duty Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank And the brown stuff slowly sank Cause Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank

#10868

1313

Sept. 22, 2022, 5:44 p.m.

⚐ Report

Hart: *points to a skull* This is Johnny. He failed today’s quiz.

#10894

1313

Sept. 29, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Henry and Sameer are sitting at a table with cards Henry: Give us a game to play Diego: Russian roulette //Laughter Diego: You didn't specify what kind of game

#10897

1313

Sept. 29, 2022, 6:45 p.m.

⚐ Report

Kirk: My favorite part of every day is when Alex gets the marker. When it's not a half day, I'm so sad because I have to wait 7 hours before I see Alex get handed the marker.

#10962

1313

Oct. 12, 2022, 2:38 p.m.

⚐ Report

//p9 fot Kaluta: Are you Colby? *Colby nods* Kaluta: Colby has been renamed to "Wall"

#10997

1313

Oct. 17, 2022, 10:36 a.m.

⚐ Report

//talking about sports betting Burnell: I had a very profitable weekend. Profitable! Burnell: I don't gamble. I make educated, risk managed, investments.