#12882

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Jan. 23, 2024, 7:53 a.m.

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Lodal: the freshmen and sophomores these days are so bad with blairbash Lodal: Blairbash is not a good thing anyway, but if you're going to use at least save it for stuff that's actually funny Lodal: and not just like six boring comments every day taken way out of context

#8431

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Dec. 15, 2019, 9:36 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Seat, do you know any good sushi places? Seat: Yeah, there's this great one in Tokyo.

#2716

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Dec. 22, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Senior: You know what class Shirley should take next semester? Maureen Bio.

#8460

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Jan. 14, 2020, 7:37 a.m.

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//Some juniors are sitting in the hallway before class, Street walks by. Street: Maggots. Student: We should have graduated to at least larvae by now. Street: Yeah, you guys are houseflies, flying around randomly and looking for poop.

#7912

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Feb. 5, 2019, 9:04 a.m.

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//Duval is visiting Sloe pd 2 bio, and Sloe is asking the names of all the people who moved from Duval to Sloe for second semester Duval: That's Michio. You can call him Meech. Michio: No you can't... Duval: I should just tell you fake nicknames for everyone in here. It will totally go over really well.

#2

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May 21, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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// Mr. Stein telling his Sports Statistics class about competitive eating I know a lot about competitive eating... [Pats stomach] ...as you can see.

#903

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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*a student knocks on the door loudly and someone lets him in. he sharpens his pencil like a mad man* Rose: Maaaaan, can you go bother someone else? I'm teaching a class here! Student: But there's no other pencil sharpeners! Rose: No, just get out of here! Student: *runs out of there like crazy*

#1300

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Jan. 11, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Alex: yo, quantum question? Shirley: yo Alex: so like. dis join be asking. What is the rest mass of an alpha particle in MeV/c². question is. can i figure that out somehow? or is that just, i gotta know this number // Slight pause Shirley: they be wantin the jank in MeV/c²? Alex: ya dawg Shirley: those be some weird-ass units son Alex: so its like tryin to buy crack with double-A batteries, that shit ain't happenin' ?

#2390

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Oct. 21, 2010, 12:18 p.m.

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Loomis: Cappies integrate society, whereas magnets integrate equations.

#2675

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Dec. 15, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Fillman: So Cherybdis would suck in the water, and then spit it out later. Evan: Bet Odysseus liked that. Fillman: Not appropriate.