#11857

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May 18, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Ostrander: Mr. Foster I have a question. Ostrander: Hypothetically, could I pay you $100 to fail a student? *Foster starts contemplating* Ostrander: What if it was Bradley Guo?

#11909

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May 30, 2023, 12:07 p.m.

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Jeremy: Ohhhhh all the seniors are gone! Jeremy: Wanna know why? I killed them. O'Donovan: We live in America. We can't joke about this. People take everything seriously.

#11913

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May 30, 2023, 4:49 p.m.

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// Watching documentary about China Documentary: ... I think a lot of Chinese women, when they buy [fancy, expensive] bags, they really buy bags because they want to pursue happiness. //later Seat: Alright, so now you know the secret of happiness. Go home and buy some bags!

#11969

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June 9, 2023, 2:23 p.m.

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//pd. 8 sahu Sahu: You guys are so weird! Sahu: Like what is this!? Sahu: Top ten weirdest classes I've taught. Sahu: Not even top ten. Top five.

#12006

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Aug. 1, 2023, 5:08 p.m.

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//ryan misreads back of Karen's sweatershirt Ryan: does that say C-U-M? Karen: you mean the juice with fishies in it? Brayden & Ryan: what? Karen: Didn't you guys take health?

#12014

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Aug. 28, 2023, 12:19 p.m.

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// Talking about trip from Ecuador Glenn: This boy was following me and he asked me where I was from. Glenn: I said "the United States" and he was like "no, no you're not." Glenn: He said that I was from the ocean and that I was a mermaid.

#12155

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Sept. 19, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Hammond: what be a pirate’s favorite element? Alex Bidwell: Arrr-gon! Hammond: no! ‘tis an easy question! it be gold! Kirk (normal voice): idiot

#12179

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Sept. 21, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to teach you all the physics that Mr. Ostrander knows. Schafer: It won't take long. *writes F=ma on the board* Schafer: That's it.

#12219

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Sept. 29, 2023, 10:47 a.m.

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Lodal: Emotionally priceless but economically worthless. That's what children are.

#12251

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Oct. 4, 2023, 6:27 p.m.

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//Innovation about PSAT day, advising students to eat a good breakfast Rose: There's no picture for breakfast. That's sad. //Rose advances the slide; a picture of breakfast pops up Rose: Oh! I spoke too soon! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause