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⚐ ReportCirincione: Americans love their hero stories. Often they have a single protagonist, often only the protagonist because they're "fated to be." For example, Harry Potter is the hero because at the beginning of the story he just *was.*
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⚐ Report//PD2 Quantum mystery box activity Raun (shaking the box): So it sounds like there's other objects among them Schafer: Among us??
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⚐ Report//PD4 Stats Stein: I used to have a pet iguana named Fluffy Stein: I murdered Fluffy
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⚐ Report// Someone suggested getting everyone Starbucks when Sahu was looking for ways to "inject energy" into the class Sahu: Is Starbucks even really coffee? You guys are probably getting Acai Pink Refresher Strawberry Dragonfruit or something
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⚐ ReportSeat: Once I was at a table with other teachers, and one of them saw me eating with chopsticks, and said "oh, I've been to Japan!" and started lecturing about Japan stuff Seat: I didn't want to embarrass her, saying "I lived in Japan for 20 years."
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⚐ ReportDelaney: My wife decided she wanted another child and I was like, "Okay!" Delaney: And we didn't even try to do it the old-fashioned way because we already knew we weren't good at that. Delaney: So we did the whole process again, and we were PUPO, but it didn't work. // Delaney proceeds to say "PUPO" again another 5 times over the next few minutes
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Your exam will be on march 6 and 7. Schwartz: I keep thinking: "there's something happening on march 6 and 7, but I can't remember what it is." Schwartz: I remembered this morning -- that's the day the yoghurt I was eating expires. Schwartz: We can take an exam on the day my yoghurt expires.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: My son Matthew would always ask why the other cars were going forward when I reversed my car. Schafer: Teaching a 2 year old relativity is tricky.