#6730

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Oct. 6, 2017, 9:42 p.m.

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//talking about the dangers of getting a Blairbash tag Sujay: So, the way to survive high school is to never say anything funny or interesting. //pause Sujay: Uh oh.

#6780

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Oct. 16, 2017, 1:13 p.m.

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// Talking about ambiguous survey questions // Question is about being "sexually active" Stein: You know those middle school boys, for some, like, smiling at the girl counts // later Stein: Sorry, that was inappropriate

#6783

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Oct. 16, 2017, 8:06 p.m.

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//Block D CS is before lunch on a half day //Clark is eating paper Piper: Are you that hungry that you have to eat paper? Clark: *Smiles sheepishly* Piper: Is this what you're like before lunch?

#6942

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Nov. 16, 2017, 2:17 p.m.

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*Hydroxyl group falls from a molecule model on the ceiling onto Connor Martin* Bosse: "You just got hit by a hydroxyl group" Sahil: "OH"

#7066

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Dec. 19, 2017, 9:46 p.m.

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(While taking a genetics test) Neo Zhao: *sneezes (silence from the class) Neo Zhao: Bless me.

#7171

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Jan. 31, 2018, 5:32 p.m.

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Street: Who here is from Takoma? //wave of raised hands Street: Who here is NOT from Takoma? //3 tentative raised hands Street: All right then. 3 outcasts! You won't understand me when I make Taliff jokes. *snickers*

#7198

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Feb. 5, 2018, 3:18 p.m.

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Ms Rao: If you were thinking, "Why does that man have such a weird face?", that's because he's a camel.

#7295

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March 5, 2018, 6:54 p.m.

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//chem club at lunch //Student 1 walks in Student 1: Mr. Pham, today you should light your hand on fire. Pham: Why? Student 1: To show the Japanese exchange students. Student 2: But aren't they here for like three days, shouldn't you show them on the last day or something? Student 1: If he sets his hand on fire, it'll make it the last day they're here.

#7296

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March 5, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

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//talking about the log song Schwartz: I would sing it, but me singing constitutes as child abuse.

#7332

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March 16, 2018, 10 p.m.

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Alan: So Gene's like a soda bottle, right? So there's a lot of pressure on him, and he gets kinda ... hard.