#1143

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Dec. 11, 2009, 6:54 p.m.

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//Mrs. Partan brings a cake to Academic Team practice, and some people (Jacob and Mario) start taking thirds and fourths and fifths Mrs. Partan: I realize it would be easier just to bring in a ten-pound bag of sugar and a funnel.

#1276

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Jan. 7, 2010, 6:19 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is teaching Precalc and there is a sinusoidal on the board and the class is writing equations for it Stein: The easiest way to write it is with -cos x. Student: I used sin x. Stein: Why? That's just way more work. I mean, imagine how much of your brain you're using to do it that way. You could be thinking about other things with all that thinking...like you could be thinking about...boys. Or pickles. [...] Y'know, I really like pickles. There's this deli that I go to, they just have so many pickles. Everytime I go there I just get lots of 'em...

#1356

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Swaney: Last night, I was having dinner with a Belgian. That's random. Well, he's not Belgian. He's a Swede, working in Belgium in Brussels for the EU. Except he doesn't work in Belgium. [...] He lives in Singapore, and he's moving to Cairo to represent Africa and Latin American in the EU. So I asked him, "You're moving to Cairo to travel to Latin America for the EU!?" [...] I know people. This is my life.

#1497

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Feb. 15, 2010, 8 p.m.

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Pham: What you do if you absent? Evan: You call a friend. Pham: A friend?! My friend, if you in the magnet you only have a friend, you in big trouble my friend. You come to me I get you some friend.

#1516

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Feb. 20, 2010, 4:58 p.m.

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*mr.rose is in the middle of teaching delta epsilon proofs and he's made a mistake somewhere, but where?* Rose: Okay, sorry, sorry. I swear I know what I'm doing...No. No. No. Why is it going wrong? Greg: I think it's the... Rose: No, wait. I know - No, I'm going to cry because it's wrong. Juan Diego: It's okay. Take your time.

#1631

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March 10, 2010, 9:56 p.m.

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//Answering a problem in class Mr.Pham: Who said three? You take book and slap on your face!

#1633

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March 10, 2010, 11:29 p.m.

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Blitz: "Acceleration? What acceleration?" Greg: "From GRAVITY!" Blitz: "Gravity doesn't have acceleration!"

#1697

1515

March 20, 2010, 7:30 p.m.

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Rose: If we have something so disgusting that it would be a sacrilege to write it on the white board, we write on the mini-boards so that we can submit it to a ritual cleansing. *picks up a mini white board and write X^x on it. Drops it to the ground* Rose: OMG! We banish it to the ground. *Kicks it* // Peter falls to the ground. Rose: So, what do we do? I need to sick my log on it...are you okay? *Peter gets up and sits down* Rose: I though I kicked your backpack. Peter: You kicked my knee.

#1768

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April 10, 2010, 5:01 p.m.

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Rose: I was going to be early today except when I was walking out...I *stubbed* my toe. Class: LOL Rose: No, like I STUBBED my toe like no has ever stubbed their toes in the history of stubbing toes. -limps to board- Rose: In fact, I didn't even check it because it's probably just a bloody, gory mess down there. I need to get it amputated. -drops Calculus text by accident* Student: Watch out fr your toe. Rose: Don't worry, it's not there anymore.

#1823

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April 23, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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Blitz: What's it with guys and wanting to take their clothes off?