#12818

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Jan. 4, 2024, 11:55 a.m.

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Smolen: "Hannah may I check if there's something wrong with your nut?" //Class starts giggling. Smolen: "I see we are back in middle school."

#13225

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March 21, 2024, 9:12 a.m.

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Smolen: Bollywood had enough people to cast the Montagues and Catapults. Smolen: I've been so traumatized by Shakespeare that I will never say their names correctly.

#13406

1616

Aug. 28, 2024, 9:49 a.m.

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Ostrander: "You may notice a writing assignment. It's short, about 400 to 500 pages." Ostrander: "...I mean, words."

#13423

1616

Sept. 4, 2024, 7:46 a.m.

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Pd. 1 ESS Lodal: I don't like being part of this fascist regime that makes us wear school IDs.

#13514

1616

Dec. 6, 2024, 9:52 a.m.

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// Some kid turns in his Our Town book a quarter late Mr. Clay (Jesting): I know it's hard to part with.

#13557

1616

Feb. 16, 2025, 5:10 p.m.

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rose's microwave store (counting lesson) Rose: I got an employee named Kirk. Rose: He has to do what I say. Rose: I tell Kirk: 'Go down to the basement and check on those microwaves that came in last night.' Rose: My lackey Kirk Rose (making an order for Lodal): How many ways can Kirk go into the basement and make a shipment of size 4 that consists of only good microwaves? Rose (about Sahu): We don't like him and we don't fear him. He has is own troubles with the law and won't complain. Rose: We're going to give him two bad microwaves and he can't do anything about it.

#13723

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Feb. 17, 2026, 6:39 p.m.

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This quote is taken from co27's discord's truth or dare Truth: What was your worst breakup? Alan S: Yugoslavia

#393

1921

June 1, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Manuel: So if Berlin was blockaded off, how do you think Truman sent supplies to Berlin? Someone: Plane! Someone else: Trucks! Valerie: JUST BRING IT TO THEM BY SHIP. GOD.

#856

1921

Nov. 15, 2009, 11:08 p.m.

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(Class is reading Of Mice and Men) Nadia: I learned the real definition of a brothel reccently. Someone: You just learned it?! Nadia: Yeah, someone told me what it meant. Before I thought it was a place where nuns or priests stayed. Class: What?! Mr. Clay: Wait...what did they tell you what a brothel was?! Nadia: No! I thought it was a place for nuns...cause you know...brothel...sounds like brother...it sounds kind of religious! People agree with me... Mr. Clay: But you know what it is now, right? Tell me what it is. Nadia: It's a...*points to person behind her* He said it was a whorehouse.

#1898

1921

May 9, 2010, 12:49 p.m.

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Eli: Quick, name all the members of the Beastie Boys. Jack: I can't name them; They all have weird Australian names. Eli: Australians have American-sounding names. Jack: But not like John Smith. Eli: What, like Wallaby McGee?