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March 21, 2022, 4:28 p.m.

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//on rocket launches Kaluta: If a boat is in the way, they won't launch. They'll yell at the boat, telling it to move out of the way. Uriel: They should just launch anyway. Kaluta: No. Uriel: What if they get points for hitting the boat? Kaluta: Moving right along!

#10400

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April 4, 2022, 1:27 p.m.

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Duval: So I was 24 when I broke that bone. Dami: I thought you're 24 now...?

#10420

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April 6, 2022, 1:37 p.m.

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// Talking about natural vs artificial selection Andy: I'm pretty sure humans don't duel for mates. Casey: Not yet.

#10436

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April 18, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// From a while ago Michael Wang: Weed slows you down. Schwartz: What? *Class goes silent* Schwartz: Suppose you're running through a field. The weeds slow you down. There we go.

#10541

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May 6, 2022, 8:15 a.m.

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//ADSB PD2 Kyei: Just so you know, I'm going to be sick in the first week of June. In Colorado.

#10544

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May 6, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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// a student asked if we could watch Get Out in class Kyei: well, it's definitely MCPS blocked, but that never stopped me from doing anything before.

#10551

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May 9, 2022, 10:02 a.m.

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Rose: I can't fight any of you guys now, but once you graduate...

#10555

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May 10, 2022, 8:34 a.m.

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// talking about health class Colin: the only way to 100% prevent pregnancy is abstinence-- Al: OR BE GAY!

#10558

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May 10, 2022, 10:17 p.m.

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Rose: Wait a minute, where's Alma? // Student lifts giant stuffed panda in air Rose: No, that's not Alma.

#10590

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May 19, 2022, 12:39 p.m.

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Molemo: We’re not using this disappointment. Amanda: Then can I stab it?