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#10544
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⚐ Report// a student asked if we could watch Get Out in class Kyei: well, it's definitely MCPS blocked, but that never stopped me from doing anything before.
#10555
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⚐ Report// talking about health class Colin: the only way to 100% prevent pregnancy is abstinence-- Al: OR BE GAY!
#10558
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⚐ ReportRose: Wait a minute, where's Alma? // Student lifts giant stuffed panda in air Rose: No, that's not Alma.
#10594
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⚐ Report//Jeremy walks into Analysis 1B, which is about to take a test Schwartz: What class should you be in? Jeremy: English, but I already finished all my assignments there. Schwartz: Check if your teacher's okay with you being here. Schwartz: If you want to take a test for a class you're not in, and your actual teacher allows that, I'm okay with it. //later, Jeremy considering taking the test the rest of the class is taking Schwartz: Do you know about Taylor series? Jeremy: No ... Schwartz: Alright; I'll find something else for you to do. //later, Schwartz gives Jeremy a test Schwartz: This test is from the second half of my Analysis 2 course. //rest of class audibly stunned
#10595
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⚐ Report(trying to get seniors to hang in there for the last few weeks) Sra Coombs: It’s the final count down the class: (collectively starts humming The Final Countdown out of key and out of tune while congregating near the door before the bell)
#10598
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⚐ ReportRose: the thing about tests is, I love them, but also... Jocelyn: you hate them? Rose: no i mostly love them
#10604
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⚐ Report//Kaluta visits Street's classroom where Analysis 1B is doing Calc R&E Kaluta: There's a limit to how much calculus you can do in a day. Schwartz: That joke sounds very derivative.