#9003

1616

Feb. 16, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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//ento Madeline: Not gonna lie, having triplets was not a good financial decision for them.

#9077

1616

April 6, 2021, 9:59 a.m.

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//pd 6 ento Lixing: never thought I’d hear a cowboy narrate an existential art film about insects getting it on for 24 hours

#9095

1616

April 14, 2021, 10:10 a.m.

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Lodal: Thank you for pretending to pay attention today. Lodal: You guys are the best.

#9100

1616

April 15, 2021, 11:17 a.m.

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// after student talks about learning to use OBS Kirk: Next thing you know, you'll be a successful streamer making millions of dollars doing something that doesn't help society at all.

#9178

1616

Sept. 14, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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Rose: mean teachers, or maybe good teachers, idk same thing

#9235

1616

Oct. 27, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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Lodal: Are you guys just farming me for blairbash quotes? Is that what’s going on? Stephen: Blairbash is dead Lodal: *wheezes*

#9294

1616

Nov. 8, 2021, 9:40 a.m.

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Student has phone out in class Subayi: Put your phone away! Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Yes, just don't bring your phone. Student: Can I go to the counselor's office then? Subayi: No. Why are you spending so much time on your phone, anyway? Are you texting some sweetheart? It's not worth it to date kids in high school, you'll probably break up anyway. I was dumped a thousand times by the time I was 15! He probably has bad breath and doesn't shower, anyway.

#9398

1616

Nov. 18, 2021, 8:46 a.m.

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Schwartz: You might be a heathen. Schwartz: You might be an ACADEMIC FREAK. Schwartz: You might have encountered something in the past about how this is somehow related to an indefinite integral, but don't be DEGENERATE! Schwartz: An indefinite and definite integral have NOTHINGGGGG to do with each other, just like how inflammable and flammable do NOT mean the same thing! *Entire class breaks down, Stephen Chen very audibly in hysterics*

#9668

1616

Dec. 20, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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//at the same claimed ("incorporated") group of desks Diego: People are just coming onto the Island of Diego without going through the citizenship process.

#9673

1616

Dec. 21, 2021, 1:07 p.m.

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// Loosely translated from Spanish Tanos: We were going to watch a movie, but the promethean board and the computer doesn't work. Tanos: So instead, we are going to do a worksheet. Tanos: I am the grinch!