#3670

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Oct. 13, 2011, 8:10 a.m.

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//While teaching us to solve a system of equations in Java: Pham: So here we have one matrix. Then we use magic, now we have matrix with lots of zeroes! //later Pham: So guy, can we do this way? Viju: Yeah, sure. Pham: Ok. Viju: Whatever floats your boat, Mr. Pham Pham: No. //later still Pham: Here we have the pitfall of this method. Remember nobody perfect. *pause* Except Mr. Pham.

#3737

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Nov. 2, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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//A taste of college physics Professor (speaks and writes on board): Reality is 3-D. //Professor pauses and writes "at least" before "3D" Professor: That gives you a loophole big enough to drive a string theorist through.

#3752

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:39 p.m.

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Cuadrado: Sam! Is that a cell phone in your hands?!? Sam: (puts hands up) No! Cuadrado: OK...because I see students with phones all the time. And one time, I see something else and I was like - woah!

#4011

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March 1, 2012, 6:05 p.m.

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Gross: Good morning-ish. Today we will be talking about boobs.

#4090

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April 17, 2012, 11:29 a.m.

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Julia: Wait, what is Mitt in Mitt Romney short for? Mittens? Mittington? Xixi: Yes, that's what all the candidate's names are like. You know, "Mittens" Romney, "Ru" Paul, "Newtella" Gingrich.

#4096

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April 21, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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//At Wallops, talking about go-carting later that day Amy: Raymond, we need to race so I can beat you, and prove that [Asian girls] can drive! Raymond: I mean, I guess, but... Jacob: See, the problem is -- Well, just watch, every stereotype's gonna happen: Amy's gonna lose control and crash, and then, Raymond's gonna be just chillin' and get pulled over by the cops.

#4149

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May 21, 2012, 10:49 p.m.

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Clay : Shakespeare always ends his sonnets with GG.

#4172

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Aug. 29, 2012, 5:23 p.m.

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Pham: You guy ever swallow goldfish before? Class: No... Pham: I did it in college to get into the fraternity. You just get a lot of water and swallow it. //5 minutes later Pham: I tell you that story so you don't do stupid thing in the future. Lot of stupid thing in college.

#4183

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Sept. 4, 2012, 6:15 p.m.

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//In stat, talking about medians, means, and outliers Student: So Mr. Stein, you gave us real-life examples of people that are like means and medians. Are there any outliers in life? Stein: Well, yes, there are, but I don't need to delve into my personal life to that extent. But yes, there are people in life that try to pull you away from where you should be. //Class ponders silently and thoughtfully Stein: I'm talking about doughnuts, mostly.

#4186

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Sept. 5, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

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Whitacre: What was UP with that story [Goldilocks and the 3 Bears]? I mean, a little girl who escapes three huge bears! Come on! If it were me, she would NOT have made it out of that house. And she was so annoying, too. *whiny voice* Too hot, too cold! I know why she was in that forest... Her parents were like, "Just stay here, in the park. We'll be right back." *imitates putting car into gear* VROOOOOOOOOOM!!!