#9143

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May 12, 2021, 1:13 p.m.

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Stein: Now look, Mama Stein didn't raise no dummy!

#9239

1717

Oct. 27, 2021, 10:29 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: "Who wants Isaac to stop talking?" Half of the class, including Isaac: raises their hand

#9287

1717

Nov. 7, 2021, 12:53 a.m.

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Duval: So this student I had last year came up to me. Duval: And she said "Ms. Duval, I've never seen your calves before"

#9342

1717

Nov. 12, 2021, 9:38 a.m.

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Lodal: It's so hot in this room Student: Why don't you take off your sweater? Lodal: I'm not in the mood for reasonable suggestions!

#9406

1717

Nov. 19, 2021, 9:56 a.m.

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Duval: Why are you making fun of me for buying gourmet food for my hermit crabs?!

#9522

1717

Dec. 6, 2021, 2:21 p.m.

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Rose: I’m gonna fight him. Rose: You’re wrong, you’ve been wrong for the last 15 min! Write “I am wrong” on the board. Rose: I DARE YOU.

#9547

1717

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:12 a.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine you have a cookie jar, and everyone in the family eats a couple at a time. So the cookie supply is slowly getting depleted. Gabaree: Then let's say somebody, let's say your brother, takes a bunch of cookies from the cookie jar and eats all at once. Gabaree: Now the cookies aren't gonna get made again for a while because your brother will just take them and eat them all, and your brother's ruined it for everyone. Gabaree: I should stop. I actually have some trauma over that. I must've triggered something there.

#9568

1717

Dec. 9, 2021, 1:15 p.m.

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// Announcements come on Announcements: The fire alarms will be tested soon. Lodal: Jacen just got added to the watchlist.

#9571

1717

Dec. 9, 2021, 1:30 p.m.

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Lodal: Jacen, what is a rock texture? Jacen: Crunchy?

#9591

1717

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:26 p.m.

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Mandy: Diego, why are you here? Diego: 'Cause I'm in this class ... right? Diego: See, this is especially confusing, because I'm the kind of guy who doesn't know what classes he has.