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⚐ ReportLodal: The first video is a 4/10 video and the second video is a 3/10 video Lodal: But we can make the second video better by watching it on 2x speed because it's funnier.
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⚐ ReportLeo: Can I go to the bathroom? Stein: It depends on how successful your toilet training has been in your early years. Stein: Do you have any idea how many times I've made that joke in my 30 years of teaching? Stein: Easily into the thousands.
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "...Cellos? Are the violins gaslighting me?" Andy: "We are not gaslighting you, Ms. Smolen! It's all in your mind!"
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⚐ ReportJonathan: Ethanol is the solution to literally anything. Jonathan: Depression? Just drink it! Jonathan: Need to start a fire? Just burn it!
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Am I the kind of teacher who would deliberately miscalibrate a scale? Class: Yes.