#12196

1818

Sept. 22, 2023, 1:35 p.m.

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Gugan: My friends peer pressure me not to commit murder

#12234

1818

Oct. 3, 2023, 8:27 a.m.

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Leo: Can I go to the bathroom? Stein: It depends on how successful your toilet training has been in your early years. Stein: Do you have any idea how many times I've made that joke in my 30 years of teaching? Stein: Easily into the thousands.

#12417

1818

Oct. 29, 2023, 2:18 p.m.

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Jonathan: Ethanol is the solution to literally anything. Jonathan: Depression? Just drink it! Jonathan: Need to start a fire? Just burn it!

#12489

1818

Nov. 9, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Smolen: "Remember, a number only has as much value as you give it!" Smolen: "Next time you have a math test, keep that in mind. Let's go from 104." Student: "...118?"

#12967

1818

Feb. 2, 2024, 1:08 p.m.

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Schafer: Am I the kind of teacher who would deliberately miscalibrate a scale? Class: Yes.

#13495

1818

Oct. 17, 2024, 4:22 p.m.

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Sahu: I can just birth the baby the way I want it to be

#13507

1818

Nov. 21, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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Sahu: Whoa, whoa! I do not consent to being touched by that thing!

#13542

1818

Jan. 22, 2025, 1:15 p.m.

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Rose: most of the entire world is a perverse mess of confusion and horror

#13543

1818

Jan. 23, 2025, 12:44 p.m.

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Rose: wake her up! Rose: with a swift kick Rose: to the face

#497

3034

June 30, 2009, 2:16 p.m.

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Jacob: Susan's way too hot right now. Shirley: Maybe you should get her off your lap? Samir: Because all sorts of crazy things can happen when Jacob's working his magic with Susan in his lap.