#10519

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April 29, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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Student (objecting to getting a zero): I did the warm-up, but my arm got tired, so I didn't finish writing the objective. Subayi: Well, my eyes got tired, so I didn't look.

#10613

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May 24, 2022, 2:57 p.m.

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Sudhish: So she (Sra. Cuadrado) isn't going to be here for the rest of the week? Sub: Yeah. Sudhish: Let's goooooo!!! Sub: I'll put a star next to your name!

#10651

1818

June 6, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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Lodal: I hate creativity... of all forms!

#10790

1818

Sept. 9, 2022, 6:49 p.m.

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Nicole: My birth chart has four cancers in it. Nicole: I guess that makes my mom a carcinogen.

#10830

1818

Sept. 16, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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//Absolute zero lab in P Chem. Ideally, the trend line of the data should have an x-intercept at -273.15°C. Raun: Our group got -600°C Raun: I guess you can say our results are just... too cool for this lab

#10858

1818

Sept. 21, 2022, 9:24 a.m.

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Klees: Isn’t “I’m a trusted adult” what a groomer would say?

#10983

1818

Oct. 14, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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// Sahu is subbing for Kaluta Sahu: Are you guys taking orgo? Sahu: If you ask your orgo teacher why people bop their heads to music, she'll say "resonance".

#11017

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Oct. 20, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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Evan Wang: Can I have my exam back? Schwartz: Which one? Evan: Anal 2. *Entire room goes silent* Evan: I mean analysis 2. // Later Schwartz: MCPS abbreviates classes by using the first 4 letters. Schwartz: You're one of the few with the chutzpah to call it by that.

#11052

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Oct. 26, 2022, 7:51 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hi, John! How’s life treating you? John: I’m doing well! I’m in the fall play again Mr. Pham: Am I supposed to care?

#11171

1818

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:45 a.m.

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// Kirk walks up to Stein to give him Wawa coupons Kirk: And you can use them at the self-checkout so I don't have to look at someone in the eyes. Kirk: Everyone in my apartment thought the coupons were junk and threw them out. Kirk: So I dug them out of the trash and now I have 40 coupons.