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⚐ Report// Discussing definite integration and Riemann sums Schwartz: I know the answer here is 2/3 because of magic. Andy: What? Schwartz: Like I said, it's magic, I just know. Ace: You're using something other than Riemann sums... Schwartz: Nope! I have NO CLUE what you're talking about, that doesn't exist! Ace: He's using some big brain method. Schwartz: Nope! No brain, just magic.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I am getting a large knife. Please, everyone -- don't do dumb things. //later Schwartz: Don't take a piece of cake if eating it would cause you to die. That's my advice.
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⚐ ReportRose: Can you guys confirm that I'm not crazy and this thing is a piece of crap?
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⚐ ReportChristopher: *walks up to Street with a (minor) burn on his arm* Street: got an injury? Nice!!
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⚐ Report// Origins of Life Presentions Jack: ...spontaneous generation is obviously a pile of bs- Duval: Nonono, you have to use the terminology on your slides, **a pile of HOT BS**.
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⚐ Report*Kirk turns on Closed Captions on Zoom by request of quarantining students* Kirk: I hope it's accurate CC: It's accurate Kirk: Did it work? CC: Didn't work
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⚐ Report// about slinkies Lodal: Last time, when we borrowed one from Physics, we damaged it. And I was told not to borrow it again. Lodal: It was probably my fault, but I'm gonna blame someone else.
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⚐ ReportPraccho: I thought you tested positive? Booyya: Yeah, I sent you a pregnancy test! Mr. Schafer: Looks like we got bigger news on our hands.
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⚐ Report//rambling about being behind in precalc rose: in previous years i would have like a set schedule and stick to that and everything rose: and if i was going too fast for some people they would just fly off the back of the bus and never come back rose: and then i like told them to come to math help and maybe they would but maybe they wouldn’t rose: but it’s ok!