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⚐ Report//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.
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⚐ ReportStudent: Wow, Ms. Duval, you should be a rapper. Duval: (nodding slowly)...Dupac.
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⚐ ReportStein: The purpose of the homework is NOT to fill up your time with useless writing. That's what English is for. *pauses* ...Don't put that on Blairbash. Don't do it.
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⚐ Report//9th Clay, doing quiet work //Booyya stubs his finger on a desk Booyya: Ah, fuck! *Clay looks up and stares at Booyya for a few seconds* Booyya: Hi there.
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⚐ Report//photoelectric effect discussion Schafer: I was gonna have a good day, but then... I woke up
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⚐ ReportPham: Speak Indian! Rajan: That's not a language! Pham: Fine, whatever. Speak Hindu! Rajan: That's a religion... Pham: AHHH Hindi Hindi Hindi
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⚐ ReportMario: Hey Jordan, did you know that you're named after the country Jordan? Jordan: Well, I'm not named after Jordan, I just have the same name as the country that's all. // as Mario is walking away Jordan: You're named after a PLUMBER!!!
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⚐ ReportTemplin: Pham called me last night...I didn't understand what he was saying...I couldn't tell the words that were coming out of his mouth...he said something about cover for me...he isn't here today so...