#3220

4654

April 11, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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//On the way to putt-putt during Wallops Billings: Mr. Rose, you look homeless!

#1796

3135

April 17, 2010, 5:17 p.m.

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Ostrander: "Everybody look down. Are you wearing your pants?" //Trying to figure out who was leaving a pair of pants by the intertidal zone at Wallops

#4003

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Feb. 28, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.

#4288

3135

Nov. 1, 2012, 11:48 p.m.

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Student: Wow, Ms. Duval, you should be a rapper. Duval: (nodding slowly)...Dupac.

#5272

3135

Nov. 19, 2014, 7:12 p.m.

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Stein: The purpose of the homework is NOT to fill up your time with useless writing. That's what English is for. *pauses* ...Don't put that on Blairbash. Don't do it.

#7938

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Feb. 13, 2019, 7:05 p.m.

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//9th Clay, doing quiet work //Booyya stubs his finger on a desk Booyya: Ah, fuck! *Clay looks up and stares at Booyya for a few seconds* Booyya: Hi there.

#8351

3135

Oct. 17, 2019, 7:45 a.m.

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Lodal: This is a magnet class, how do you not know your Pokemon types?!

#8549

3135

March 5, 2020, 8:31 a.m.

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//photoelectric effect discussion Schafer: I was gonna have a good day, but then... I woke up

#1077

2224

Dec. 8, 2009, 9:03 a.m.

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Pham: Speak Indian! Rajan: That's not a language! Pham: Fine, whatever. Speak Hindu! Rajan: That's a religion... Pham: AHHH Hindi Hindi Hindi

#1495

2224

Feb. 14, 2010, 10:26 p.m.

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Mario: Hey Jordan, did you know that you're named after the country Jordan? Jordan: Well, I'm not named after Jordan, I just have the same name as the country that's all. // as Mario is walking away Jordan: You're named after a PLUMBER!!!