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#10800
1919
⚐ ReportSchwartz: I don't want to give a test on talk like a pirate day! Schwartz: I want to talk like a pirate on talk like a pirate day!
#10885
1919
⚐ ReportKirk: There is only one thing that truly grows exponentially. Uriel: Your mother.
#10970
1919
⚐ ReportStein: My first wife... Sudhish: First? Stein: She's my only wife. It's a statement of fact. Stein: Mr. Kirk is getting married next year and he calls his fiancée his former girlfriend.
#11069
1919
⚐ Report//cybersec in progress, pavan walks in during lecture on LFI pavan: nope, too sweaty //walks out
#11201
1919
⚐ Report//Street walks into FoT Will: I thought you retired. Street: I did. Don't I look tired? I mean, retired?
#11215
1919
⚐ Report// Talking about Zeno's paradox Rose: So basically Zeno believed that Achilles, the famous Greek athlete, could never finish a race because first he'd have to cross the halfway point, then the 3/4 point, then the 7/8 point, and so on. Does anyone see a problem with this? Vera: If you're bad at running just say that
#11283
1919
⚐ Report"I wish they would just let me hit a kid once. You know, just once at the beginning of the semester, and then everybody would listen." - Mr. Ostrander
#11518
1919
⚐ Report// Bio Pd. 8 Hannah: How do worm babies get made? Delaney: Well, two adult worms love each other very much... Hadar: And then a stork drops off the new worm? Delaney: Actually, the two worms secrete a mucus sheath between themseleves... Delaney: The two worms *share genetic information* // Delaney wiggles his eyebrows Delaney: And then one of the worms lays eggs.
#11561
1919
⚐ ReportSchafer: So there's this guy Archimedes, who's sitting in a bathtub and he's about to be in big trouble with the king. Schafer: He sees the water level rising and he says "eureka" and then runs through the streets naked. Schafer: Good times.