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May 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Eric is talking about Chinese food at ACSL Eric: Isn't American Chinese food just Chinese food with LSD? Dennis and Rahul: NOOOOOOO! It's MSG!!! Eric: I always get them confused....

#4351

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Dec. 12, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

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//CAP kid is finishing a test faster than the rest of the class, which is mostly Magnet. Freeman: What now Magnets? What do you have to say to that? Harrison: She got sleep.

#5426

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March 19, 2015, 7:54 p.m.

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//Period 1 Precalc //Street walks in Street: Ah, what fine students you have the pleasure of teaching Giles: You must not have noticed that Perry's here

#7718

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Nov. 12, 2018, 9:11 a.m.

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//Talking about a CBS CEO Noam: What a horrible human being, like, he'd vote Trump just to bring in money. I really wanna beat him. Time to get the belt. Conor: You can't beat anything. It's No Nut November

#9021

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Feb. 22, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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Rose: What's your favorite class? Don't worry, I won't be offended. Student: Uhh... Mr. Kaluta's class Rose: Because of the class or because Mr. Kaluta's kinda wild? Student: ...Because we don't do much

#10722

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June 17, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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Katz (entering Rose's empty classroom): Will it ever be "Morbin' time"? Rose: No! It will not.

#13232

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March 22, 2024, 7:35 a.m.

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Eric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?

#13594

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April 2, 2025, 6:06 p.m.

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Gaffney: I know you all played the "I can get a 0 on this test because Grade Melon told me so" game Gaffney: I hate Grade Melon so much

#13745

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April 14, 2026, 9:51 a.m.

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Sahu: Yesterday, we had a staff meeting about prom volunteering. Sahu: Mr. Kirk turned to me and said with a straight face, "Will you go to prom with me?" Sahu: I said no.

#3427

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May 30, 2011, 5:20 p.m.

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//Billings is harassing Viju in English Billings: Okay then, do you find Evan attractive? Viju: Oh yeah. He doth teach the sun to fuse brightly.

//We were reading Julius Caesar. For those of you who don't know anything, this is a magnetified line from Romeo and Juliet

billings, viju, shakespeare