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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: She academically saw me be a moron for seven years.

#607

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: I looked like a larger version of the ventriloquist dummy.

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:05 a.m.

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//to Jacob on Neckwear Friday Whitacre: You're a toxic hazard with all that stuff.

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:59 p.m.

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//talking about prioritizing Whitacre: I can only do like 10 things at most, then I need to start prioritizing. You really need to decide where you can take a loss. Some people think they can't, and then it's like they're spinning plates and as the walk on down, they're gonna fall!

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Swaney: Great Britain joined what was then called the European Community in 1973 when Charles de Gaulle de-guyed -- and they de-joined da-union.

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:48 p.m.

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//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: Well, now you know a lot about karma.

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Oct. 20, 2009, 10:32 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Loomis, you just pulled another Loomis.

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Oct. 22, 2009, 8:38 a.m.

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David G: See, you're doing this the stupid way. It's like, you're describing a rabbit, and you say, "A rabbit is a mammal. It has a liver, a stomach, a spleen, intestines, a heart a brain, eyes..." and then talk about what all of those are!

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Nov. 7, 2009, 3:17 p.m.

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Smith: The timing of Hamlet is like a Harry Potter novel.

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Nov. 13, 2009, 9:49 a.m.

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Whitacre: You know what, this questions too hard, I'm not gonna give you it. Student 1: Gimme your best shot! Whitacre: Okay, fine! *asks* Student 2: What? I don't get it! Whitacre: Well, you asked for it! Don't complain! //some more complaining occurs Whitacre: I TOLD you it was to hard, but you didn't care! See, I should just fail you all!