#8240

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June 4, 2019, 1:59 p.m.

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//During 8th period SRP //person 1 sees function named vuln() me: so how are we going to do this? person 1: just vulnerabate it!

#9266

-913

Nov. 3, 2021, 7:44 p.m.

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Dhruv: Heat is the average motional potential energy.

#9170

-3650

June 17, 2021, 3:03 a.m.

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Hannah Zhang: Paint is inferior!

#11946

-1319

June 6, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Leo: Weren't you on a date with Jason Yu? Andrew: I want to date Jason Yu

#9430

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Nov. 25, 2021, 9:18 p.m.

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// Every Orchestra class Roberts: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

#9598

-911

Dec. 10, 2021, 4:41 p.m.

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in biology, we're given classwork to work on but it's not due until next week Isak: "Well I'm not gonna work if I don't have to." Sean: "That's why communism would never work, Armand." Armand: "I'm not a communist! ... anymore."

#4126

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May 7, 2012, 5:06 p.m.

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//During lunch while trying to fix Paul's headphones... Alex: Don't wiggle it, you asshole! Paul: You can't just not wiggle it. Alex: That's what she said...

#8596

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Aug. 31, 2020, 10:09 a.m.

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//PoliStat Zoom Call Stein: Distance learning is gonna suck, but it's going to be okay

#8634

-1115

Oct. 6, 2020, 12:32 a.m.

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Anika: What do you eat your Maggi with? Ezra: fork

#13332

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April 24, 2024, 11:49 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Yes, I am ALL the sex cells. Eric Shi: All of them? Jason: ALL of the sex cells. Jason: I am sex cell. Leo: But like unironically Jason's fingers are really fun to grab though. Leo: They're like not too thick, but they're not bony either Leo: They have the right amount of meat to them. Ziyad: Yo what the fu- Ziyad: Okay what about Eric's hand. Leo: Too wet, it's uncomfortable. Leo: Like, he's perpetually sweaty. Ziyad: OHHHH I thought you were talking about something different. Leo: ??? Jason: ??? Eric: ??? Ziyad: Y'know, like Eric and the blue angry bird. ZIyad: He sticks it in the mouth of the bird. Ziyad: Cuz like, he can choose where to put his hand. Ziyad: That's a fact, you have to accept that. Eric: ...what? Ziyad: Look, Eric agrees with me!