#9572

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Dec. 9, 2021, 1:41 p.m.

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//Pd. 8 Delaney Mag. Biology Isak: *looking to see which biologist he has to research for a project* Isak: Oh no, why'd I get a German guy???

#958

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Nov. 24, 2009, 7:30 p.m.

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// Raina and Lisa are walking to Cellphys from outside. Lisa reaches for Raina's hand. Raina: Lisa!!! Don't touch me. I have ladybug pee on my hand! Lisa: Oh... // Lisa and Raina walk up to the third floor. Lisa forgets what Raina said. // Lisa grabs Raina's hand. Lisa: Oh you're so FUNNY Raina! OH SHNAPPPPPPP....LADYBUG PEEE!!!!!

#2999

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Feb. 25, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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Teacher: So this guy that I was talking about was Jewish, but he didn't like that little "Shalom" I threw in, didn't call me a brother or anything. Ittai: I'm Jewish too!  That means I'm a part of the tribe. Teacher: I guess it does. //various students admit they're Jewish (some "half" but with jewish mothers) Teacher: The tribe's getting bigger these days...

#6089

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Nov. 4, 2016, 12:36 p.m.

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//Getting ready for the Precalc test Giles to the people standing around talking: Sit down! Get ready for the test! Neil Kundagrami: If I run out of time on this test because of you, I'm coming for your family!

#8775

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Nov. 30, 2020, 1:34 p.m.

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//Comp Gov, discussing Labour Party in UK Christina, in chat: Corbyn is also antisemitic Ash, in chat: antisemitism is cool, as we all know please quote me on this

#6180

-713

Jan. 9, 2017, 3:25 p.m.

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Robert: Yo, Brian, pass me my pencil! Jessica: Kushboo! Kushboo: *throws pencil* Brian: *Looks around* I THINK I'M BLIND. I CAN'T NO SEE NO PENCIL! Robert: Tsk, Asian

#7702

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Nov. 5, 2018, 8:30 a.m.

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Student 1: If you don't stop talking I will bash your head in with a brick. Student 2: Donde esta el brick? Student 1: No.

#8263

-713

Sept. 3, 2019, 3:34 p.m.

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Student: I'm not using a random number generator. I have a bunch of number generators and I picked a random one.

#472

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June 21, 2009, 12:31 a.m.

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Amir: I really thought that John McCain smells like soymilk.

#2607

-59

Nov. 26, 2010, 6:50 p.m.

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MyungJee: BAKA! Christine: BAKA-NEKO! Sahil: ... MyungJee: Baka-neko? *Later* Sahil: Baka-neko? Really? An idiot cat? Christine: You look like an idiot cat. Sahil: ...