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Dec. 3, 2025, 12:34 p.m.

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Aiden Liu: Arthur, what's the point of being gay if you're not actually gay

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Nov. 20, 2014, 9:34 p.m.

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//Before Freshman Physics Period 6 starts. Asian student eats oreos. Asian Student 2: "My parents never buy oreos. They're full of sugar, and Asians don't like sugar." Asian Student 3: "Exactly! Mine never either!" Davis: "Haha! But here is Sarah sitting there eating oreos! That's not following the typical Asian stereotype."

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Dec. 13, 2019, 8:19 a.m.

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//Matthew Casertano is loudly playing a Prager U video in class Albert Y. Ho: If you don’t stop, I’m going to eat you. JLH: ...”Eat” or “ yeet”? A. Ho: ...Let’s go with yeet. It makes me seem like more of a functional human. --approx. five seconds later— A. Ho: Don’t mess with me, I can unhinge my jaw like a viper.

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March 21, 2025, 2:24 p.m.

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Xavier Marcus: Where the fruzz (freshmen huzz) at?

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May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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So the charge builds up until the balls discharge.

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:42 p.m.

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//Eric Van Albert's Gmail status Conjecture: Bigger lazors can improve anything

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April 25, 2012, 4:05 p.m.

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Scott Wu: Why are all of my answers wrong??

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Sept. 23, 2022, 9:10 a.m.

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“Does sadge the frog have a nose?”

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Oct. 14, 2022, 1:07 p.m.

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Stephen Chen: You can't topography without pogr!

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Nov. 30, 2022, 5:54 p.m.

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//Ostrander before UMD competition Ostrander: First requirement of the test: you must be awake to take the test. Ostrander: Technically, you don't have to be awake, but if you want to get any points ... //later Ostrander: This is the one time when it's okay to be selfish. //later Ostrander: We're not being selfish -- we're being equitable.