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Feb. 6, 2024, 2:06 p.m.

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James: What did [Joe Biden] do on Cinco de Mayo? He did nothing. Rakshay: Yeah because he's trying to keep them out, not bring them in.

#13093

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Feb. 16, 2024, 3:59 p.m.

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//after easily proving two simple special cases of a theorem Rose: My confidence is thru-the-roof now. I feel like I can do anything. Rose: I should go do some motorcycle stunts off a tall building.

#13649

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Oct. 22, 2025, 10:39 a.m.

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(Not verbatim) Eric Yang: "You are either a butch lesbian and grounded in reality, or a femme lesbian and delusional."

#13724

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Feb. 18, 2026, 11:46 a.m.

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"Let me hit!" - Ashwin Nayak

#13768

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June 11, 2026, 8:50 a.m.

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Emay Liu: I like southern moms.

#6550

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July 14, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Rawr Student1: Are my jokes unbearable sometimes Student2: I can bearly stand them

#8265

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Sept. 3, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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My little brother: You have a password manager? Who?

#12561

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Nov. 20, 2023, 11:28 a.m.

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Eric: Are you a liberal, Jason? Jason Yao: No. I told you I'm a faith and flag conservative. Eric: How do you even get that on the survey. Jason: By being honest.

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Sept. 18, 2015, 6:41 p.m.

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//first to enter Piper's room Me: Where is everybody? The bell-- Piper: It rang hours ago! Me: Is everybody at functions? Piper: That's 5th period. He doesn't keep them through 6th, does he?

#9688

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Dec. 22, 2021, 12:57 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. After a conversation about sonic booms, the class is in a conversation about how sound cannot travel in space. Ari: Yeah, just saying, silent explosions would be SO MUCH COOLER than loud explosions. George: Did you mean, the type of explosion where you tie two masses together with a piece of string and cut the string? // (See #9641) Ari: No, I mean, blowing stuff up. Like "boom" explosions. Like arson.